Your Saturday Afternoon Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - August 18, 2018August 18, 2018

Well, what have we got here? Looks like a double-header-each of which could be interesting in different ways. The Jags and Vikes will be upper echelon teams in their respective conferences and should take their divisions as well. As for the Raiders and Rams? Umm, hmm... This premise of mine

New Orleans Saints 2018 Preview or Fete for the Lwa

yeah right - August 17, 2018August 16, 2018

Banner Image is the real Marie Laveau Hello kiddies! I'm back. Here at the nervous hospital where I have been requested to stay they felt (the fools) safe enough to swing open the doors of the mentally wounded and desperately depraved ward and let me have a visit but this visit comes

Your “Will The Football Get Better? Only Slightly, Son, Only Slightly” Thursday Night Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - August 16, 2018

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The best thing about hot and swampy mid-August as far as my brain box is concerned? We're that much closer to the most wonderful month of the year-the one that comes afterward. Can't recall its name but I do know the weather cools down a bit, (suck it, warm Earthers!)

Yinzburgh Stillers 2018 Preview

WCS - August 10, 2018August 10, 2018

Well, holy hell. Wasn't that AFC Championship Game the throwdown everyone, expected, and deserved? Two titans of the AFC having yet another remtatch to see who is who? Two greats, with history, both recent, and historically, to add to their legacy? Steelers and Patriots, two rivals vying for for supremacy

HAWT PRESEASON AXXSHUN! Thursday Night

WCS - August 9, 2018August 9, 2018

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WEEK ONE OF THE PRESEASON WOOOOOOOOOO.... Who's ready to watch sixth-round draft picks from Middle Tennessee State run into undrafted guys from Cal-Poly and Mount Union?! This is our methadone for the four weeks, before our six month heroin bender begins. 24 teams (that's 75% of the league; MATH!) play tonight. Here's

Hard Knocks Season Premier and Tuesday Night Open Thread.

yeah right - August 7, 2018August 7, 2018

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Hot diggity damn y'all! It's premier night for Hard Knocks on HBO! While many folks will bitch and moan about the repetition, the tired tropes, the year-to-year story lines I am hear to tell you "Who gives a flying fuck?" To me it means football is right around the corner. One way

Your completely biased Lesser footy EPL preview.

litre_cola - August 4, 2018August 3, 2018

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Those were my seats the last time that I saw premier league football live at Craven Cottage. It's that time of year again commentists, futbol is kicking off! I'm aware that Mr. Balls and others dislike the EPL but it's what's on my teevee on Saturdays and the good La Liga

Your “I’ve Missed You So Goddamn Much!” Hall of Fame Game

scotchnaut - August 2, 2018

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So.. somebody may have dropped the ball. It was me. TO THE GAME! Ravens/Bears: If you can find two more uninteresting teams in all of the sports I'd like you to tell me about them down below. Still, it's THE FOOTBALL, baby! Massively muscled people you've never heard of might just

Your “I’ll Pluck You!” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - August 1, 2018August 1, 2018

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NFL News: It might be early, but the Packers defence is already half-done for the year: Jake Ryan is out for the season with an ACL tear. Immediate replacements are rookie Oren Burks, the team's third-round pick of the 2018 NFL Draft, and second-year pro Ahmad Thomas. They may also wait

Offseason QB interviews. Wichita edition.

litre_cola - April 11, 2018April 10, 2018

Hi there! Pardon me for the lapse in interviews this last month but Krokodil is a hell of a drug. <<Wichita>> What the hell am I doing here? Why would Internet dad send me to this forsaken place? Is it a neutral site game foretold by one Allegash enthusiast P. King? Well

Offseason Qb Interviews. Arizona edition.

litre_cola - February 14, 2018February 13, 2018

I love the desert, maybe I can squeeze some golf in after the interview. It’s so handy that the stadium is so close to the metro area and Sky HarboUr…… It has proven to be very successful for the local hockey heroes, their attendance is through the roof and they

Offseason QB Interviews! – Denver edition.

litre_cola - January 24, 2018January 23, 2018

Ahhh yeaahh Denver. Mountains? Check. Good beer? Check. Legal weed? Check. QB interview? Well, we shall just see about that. I have absolutely no idea who I am going to speak to but I will trust that Internet Dad has this set up for me. First things first have to