Haht of Dahkness: Down the Masshole

trollsoharduniversity - September 10, 2015September 11, 2015

Here we are: standing on the cusp of another season of Football. It seemed like the offseason stupidity might never end, but unless the world explodes between now and the start of tonight's game, it has indeed concluded. And all we have to endure is an NBC pregame show where

In Which We Rank Athletes From Other Sports At Their Potential Ability to Play Football

The Maestro - September 10, 2015September 10, 2015

OK, Thursday night. REAL LIFE ACTUAL HONEST-TO-GOD PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL THAT'S NOT THE CFL. Less than 12 hours until all our hopes and dreams are fulfilled from now until the end of February! However, in the meantime until the pissed-off Patriots run roughshod tonight over a Steelers team missing key contributors in

A Rational Response From A Patriot Fan

WCS - September 8, 2015September 8, 2015

FACK YOU! FACK YOU! FAAAACCCCCKKK YOU YOU FACKIN' FACKS! YOUAH AHLL JUST JAHLOUS OF GREAHTRIOTS NAHTION! WEAH SMAHRTAH, TAFFAH, HAHHAHDAH THAHN THE REST OF YOU FACKS! [dips entire can of Skoal Wintergreen] [[spits juice on passerby seven-year-old wearing a Yankees hat]] THESE WARLD WIDE LEADAH FACKS OWAH NUTHAN MOAH THAHN GOODELL CROHHNIES HIHHAHD

In Which We Rank The Best Food And Alcohol Pairing Combos

All the worst things in life for you always taste the best.

The Maestro - September 6, 2015

We did it! We survived! College football is back! The NFL preseason is over! It was a long, hot summer, but football is here, and like you, I can’t wait to get fat and wasted sitting in front of my TV for hours on end this fall. As such, besides

ESPN At The Little League World Series

Horatio Cornblower - August 27, 2015August 26, 2015

KARL RAVECH: Hi Folks, Karl Ravech here in Williamsport, PA, home of the Little League World Series, where we'll be spending the next week exploiting and psychologically damaging 12 and 13 year olds by subjecting them to the sort in intense scrutiny usually reserved for SEC football players. Except the

Nine Circles of Leasts – Preseason – Week 2

Duchess - August 25, 2015August 25, 2015

Imagine you are running wildly into the dark woods. You hear the thundering clamor of paws chasing you. In the faint moonlight, you see what looks to be a Lion, a Jaguar, and a She-Bear chasing you deeper and deeper into the woods until you come about a great hill. Fear not

THIS WEEK IN F**K YOU: THE FAT JEWISH

trollsoharduniversity - August 16, 2015

In case you're wondering, this is how you properly attribute something funny you find on the internet. Thanks for the funny picture Starcasm Some of you may follow Josh Ostrovsky on various social media outlets. He's best known as The Fat Jewish or The Fat Jew. Some have even gone so

An Englishman Writes…

Changlorious Basterd - August 10, 2015August 11, 2015

As an English NFL fan I don't really get a chance to interact with other fans in my daily life. Sites like this are pretty much my only outlet for my own insane ramblings and thoughts regarding the NFL, American culture, and in all honesty pretty much everything because nobody