Team Previews

The Arizona Cardinals in 2025: A 2025 Arizona Cardinals Preview Post

blaxabbath -
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Wasting no time here.... When we last left off with this NFL ownership side quest that is Mike Bidwill's tenure as leader of the Arizona Cardinals, the 2024 Edition was actually exiting a late-November bye with the NFC West lead! As will be mentioned at least three other times during these

“False Evidence Appearing Real” – An Atlanta Falcons Season Preview

Beerguyrob -
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Well, here we are again. Welcome, everyone, to the Atlanta Falcons, Having covered the Falcons for [DFO] since 2018, I've decided the time has come for an intervention. No other kind of bankruptcy is like this one. Following the Falcons, now become the rapacious creditor, bleeds me of all self-sufficiency and

50 Years of ‘Why Bother?’: 2025 Tampa Bay Buccaneers Season Preview (and Tuesday Open Thread)

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem -
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It's the Buccaneers 50th season in the league! Miss Manners informs me that is the "Gold" anniversary, but instead the other NFC South teams clubbed together and are generously giving Tampa Bay the division by default. Again. 2024 PREDICTION: 9-8 2024 REALITY:  10-7; not good, but good enough for the NFC South

A Letter To My Forthcoming Child: Your 2025 New England Patriots Season Preview

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The Maestro -
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Dear forthcoming child, With so much to do to prepare for your mid-November arrival, I wanted to take a few minutes to write down some fatherly advice to share with you. You may never end up reading this - in fact, staying off the internet outright is probably going to improve

Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V: 2025 Carolina Panthers Season Preview and Tuesday Night Open Thread

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem -
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2024 PREDICTION: "3-14. Pray for Throwy Smurf- if he's not murdered on the field, Tepper will have him publicly executed for the crime of Failing to be CJ Stroud." 2024 REALITY: 5-12! It's a measure of Carolina fans' desperation that 5-12 is considered a Major Step Forward for this floundering, benighted

The Voodoo He Do So Well: 2024 Stillers What-Have-You

WCS -
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Yinz already know I'm going through the "life transition," and whatever. I'll take my D- on this, and be happy not be exiled to Lowratio's outhouse for a fortnight. Between my work computer not having access to funny gifs, and my home computer is suddenly quite ill, on top of everything...

Roach at the Hen Dance: 2024 Titans Preview

Don T -
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About 20 teams dominate NFL discourse in all its manifestations, from yelling between fans to the hurling of fecal hashtags, and even “Letter to a Young Me” vomitives. By contrast, AFC South teams are the kids’ table of the National Football Lee, and the Titans are the stinky introvert who

Nobody’s Chargers 2024 Season Preview: Payin’ for it

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers -
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INTERIOR – CHARGERS PRACTICE FACILITY BOARD ROOM, COSTA MESA, CA – MORNING, SEVEN MONTHS AGO DEAN SPANOS: [On the phone] Look, John, it's just like my Daddy used to say, "if the city won't pay, fuck 'em and move!" [Laughs too hard] [Garbled phone response] DEAN: Right?! That place is an absolute dump anyway.