As I write this I'm looking up. Is this where it ends or is it about to begin? 14 years of melancholy and uninspired disenchantment ends right bloody now. SEEK THE WITCHES AS FORETOLD. Most of the teams in (looking right at you no quarterback Raiders) the N.F.L. are up there in the
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“How Many Times Do We Have To Teach You This Lesson, Old Man?” Or, Your 2024 New York Jets Preview
Try to Erase This: A 2024 Arizona Cardinals Season Preview
Sebastian Blax: Welcome back to DFO! You're one non corporate-owned, ad-blitzing, AI-voiced corner of your day. I'm legacy contributor, Sebastian Blax. And whatever the hell is going on that I need to be checking Gemeni covering team previews, you can imagine that I'm not happy to be called in around
Like Tears In Rain: 2024 Buffalo Bills Preview
Ding Dong, Aaron Donald Is Gone (2024 RAMMITT Preview)
“Still Chasing That Dragon” – Your 2024 Atlanta Falcons Preview
Hi everyone, I've emerged from the union lair to live up to my responsibilities and provide a season preview of everyone's favoUrite team, the Atlanta Falcons. Before starting in on this year's edition of my Walkway Through Hell, let's check in on their possible Hall of Famer from this era, Matt Ryan. Choosing
The One-Eyed Man is King: 2024 Tampa Bay Buccaneers Season Preview (and Open Thread)
2023 PREDICTION: 4-13 2023 REALITY: 9-8; not good, but good enough for the NFC South title The 2023 season was a good one for the Bucs, mediocre record in a trash division notwithstanding. They exceeded expectations. This was down to two (and only two) factors: Baker Mayfield emerged from his cocoon as
Your 2024 Cincinnati Bengals Preview: Raising the Bar on Mediocrity
Meet The New Boss, Same As The Old Boss: 2024 Carolina Panthers Season Preview
2023 PREDICTION: Bad (6-11) 2023 REALITY: Worse (2-15) Truly a testament to the power of the human will, these Panthers. "Parity" has been the battle cry of the league since the salary cap was introduced in 1994. "Offense Über Alles" has been the official NFL religion almost as long. And yet the Panthers
“Gurg on this!”: Georgia at the Euros – A Tuesday Morning Euros Open Thread
Georgia, home of Wisdom, Justice, and Moderation. Oh… err… umm…I mean “Georgia - where ‘Strength is in Unity’.” Needs more Pips. Hi everyone, it's me again. I thought I'd do the preview/Open Thread combo once more. I'm not here as frequently due to work, so I should help out where I can. SO, WHAT ARE
