Koeman Out! Lesser Footy Thread

King Hippo - October 21, 2017October 20, 2017

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With Thursday's pathetic home loss to Lyon, Everton are essentially out of Europe after only half of their group ties played (their 1 point representing the worst English result at this stage ever - and that's even counting Hull the season they made it whilst playing in the Championship). Combined with

TGISF… AKA “When I Turn Your MOM Over, It Spells WOW” Sexy Friday Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - October 20, 2017October 20, 2017

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Well, after that title and that banner image, I suspect some of you are already cringing just a little bit. Worry not, we're gonna keep it classy. Mostly. But now I'm gonna ramble for a little while... Tonight's issue of TGISF has come about because I do think it's high time I

HRTN Horror Double Feature!

Beastmode Ate My Baby - October 20, 2017October 19, 2017

That last film was pretty...weird. It must have been one of those European horror films that don't make as much sense in English. Or maybe it was Mexican. There was a masked wrestler in it, after all. And you're pretty sure it was dubbed. Whatever it was, though, it sure

Bye Week Roadtrips 2017: Pt I – Miami Dolphins

theeWeeBabySeamus - October 20, 2017October 20, 2017

[Exterior Day, Miami, Florida] tWBS stands and looks across a huge and nearly empty parking lot. He looks at the slip of paper again, and double checks the address. Satisfied it is correct, he begins hiking across the lot. After checking his watch again, he begins to run. As he picks

2017 Quotables – Week 6 (Results)

blaxabbath - October 20, 2017October 20, 2017

I hear TNF was quite the event last night. Outside of the Color Rush uniforms, I know everyone likes to rip on TNF but -- and this isn't to brag -- I knew TNF was going to be better this season simply based on the fact that CBS/NFLN/AMAZONPRIMEVIDEO got away

Your AFC West Showdown on Thursday Night Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - October 19, 2017

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Here we are, as usual, sitting on the cusp of the next week(end) of glorious football. How've you been? Good? Good. I'm glad we got those inane pleasantries out the way quickly. Are you in the mood to briefly scan some silly tidbits that may/may not be relevant to the

The Tyranny of Meh: Buffalo Bills at the Bye

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - October 19, 2017October 19, 2017

RECORD: 3-2 PROJECTED RECORD AT THIS POINT: 1-4 So I was all set for it, right? It would be just like a normal Bills season, only we’d be losing semi-on-purpose instead of on the team’s own (lack of) merits. How much harder could it be? I’d done what I could to get into

Hope Clicks Eternal – The Green Bay Packers

Beerguyrob - October 19, 2017October 18, 2017

Normally, I wouldn't touch a 4-2 team for this feature. After all, I prefer to look into the morass of human misery & mine the painful-est rocks. But nothing was more painful on a fan base last weekend than this: AND THUS THE HAWT TAEKS WERE BORN! It started so innocently that

CFL Beat: Week 18

The Maestro - October 19, 2017October 19, 2017

I'd like to say I'm giving a shit about football this week. Realistically, I don't know if I could possibly give less of a fuck. Yesterday, Canada lost one its greatest sons, and one of the greatest men this country has ever known. While we knew this day was coming

Your “Is This How I Got Carpal Tunnel?” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - October 18, 2017October 18, 2017

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NFL News: Everything's coming up Cowboys today: A TRO granted by a NY court will allow Ezekiel Elliott to play Sunday versus the Niners. Dallas will host the 2018 NFL Draft. Injuries: Good news: Teddy Bridgewater is back on the Vikings practice field. Bad news: [Redacteds] DE Jonathan Allen done

“Iron Can’t Sharpen Rust” – Your Seahawks At Their Bye Update

Beerguyrob - October 18, 2017October 17, 2017

Renton, WA. Monday, October 16, 10:00AM. Inside Seahawks team HQ on Lake Washington, a Seahawks coaches meeting is taking place. Pete Carroll: Okay boys. Now, before we get started, I'm going to give everyone a minute to get it out of their system before I put this-here jar on the table and officially

The Dak Prescott School of Maturity: Chapter 1

DFOing Good

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - October 18, 2017October 18, 2017

INT. TRAIN STATION - DAY Three young men carrying luggage are standing in a dimly lit train station. They are gathered around a brick pillar on a platform between two sets of rail lines. ANTONIO BROWN: No, see, it's just like in the stories. You gotta run straight through it. ELI MANNING: