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Senor Weaselo - October 8, 2025October 8, 2025

Which is to say I’ve a dozen diatribes and no time to actually rant them. The nice thing about going back to Senorita Weaselo’s on a Tuesday is of course the time spent and it was her birthday and walking around the conveniently nearby park to look at the moon

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Just Fade Everyone

Senor Weaselo - October 1, 2025October 1, 2025

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The Jets are bad. The less can be said about them the better. Their bye post will be in a Wumbo post and more likely pre-empted by a Nocturnes Magazine. https://www.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/25631127-925f-4c06-b7b3-eb98c9364c50 The Yankees aren't gonna win shit with Aaron Boone, as once again evidenced by yesterday's Max Fried pulling for Luke Weaver

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: So Did the World End Yet?

Senor Weaselo - September 24, 2025September 24, 2025

…No? Damn it, well why the fuck not? Guess nobody’s holy enough to get Raptured. I mean yeah, we’re still here but that was expected. But I guess Agent Orange wasn’t enough of a holy man while *checks notes* he got mad at something his own videographer accidentally did, then said

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Aww, Screw It

Senor Weaselo - July 30, 2025July 30, 2025

It is, at this point, a running joke that I am notoriously unlucky with my cars’ tires. Yes, cars as in plural. Like that time I was driving Senorita Weaselo home from us playing an opera, hit a pothole on the Van Wyck, the tire came off the wheel a

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Hang On, We’re Doing Clave Rhythms in Class

Senor Weaselo - April 9, 2025April 9, 2025

So my dicking around writing time is being interrupted by actually having to do my job. The nerve! Well, it could be worse I guess. And next week is spring break so I'll have some writing time. Now, granted, I'm still gigging (nobody's getting married during Passover but there are

It’s Thursday Already? Carpenter Afternoon Hang-Out

WCS - February 13, 2025February 13, 2025

Maybe it's just me, but the week immediately after the Superb Owl always tend to drag a little. There's almost a sense of dread, the looming off-season is now officially here, and the build-up for the game this week isn't there. If you're Jest or The Pauls fan, it's a

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Nocturnes Magazine, Vol. 1, Issue 2: Divisional Foes and the Best Game in League History?

Senor Weaselo - February 12, 2025February 12, 2025

Welcome back to Nocturnes Magazine, an inside-Wumbo Wednesday inside look at my diceball team in an attempt to get the Hippo to write an unabridged history of the several hundred year reign of Bernard Gilkey at Pretend Man City. WE'D ALL READ IT. --- The Nocturnes started their inaugural campaign by taking

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Anyone got Halloween plans?

Senor Weaselo - October 30, 2024October 30, 2024

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Thus far, not a soul has come to Apartment Weaselo, possibly because it's the 18th floor, so it'll be a quiet night. Well, after my gig. Which is not a Halloween gig to my knowledge. But it would be awesome if it was. Now that I'm officially Professor Weaselo, I'd want

Your “Dave Roberts is a Baby and Ken Rosenthal is a Toad” Wednesday Open Thread

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - October 9, 2024October 9, 2024

If you haven't been paying attention the San Diego Padres for nearly all of their existence, I don't blame you. It has been a deep, dark place to venture into, and unless you live here, why the hell would you? But since signing Manny Machado in 2019, this team has been

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Hey, It’s October!

Senor Weaselo - October 2, 2024October 2, 2024

You know what that means! No, fuck your spooky season, and quadruple-venti-fuck your PSL season. (Cider season is better anyway, comparing apples to pumpkins.) It's ALL THE SPORTS season! Football is in full swing, now it's the baseball playoffs, the NHL season starts in Czechia on Friday and in North America on