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CrimeBeat!: Who Took My Slippers!

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It's our second edition of CrimeBeat!, the Local Ace Award Winning series. It's been a relatively quiet week in terms of bad behavior by current NFL players, which is somewhat shocking given that St. Valentine's Day is often a particularly troublesome night on the domestic front. Former NFL players are getting

DFO Crime Beat!: It’s Always Stompy In Philadelphia

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Welcome to the emotionally-barren frigid wasteland that is the NFL Off-Season. While we will try to fill the void with obsessive draft coverage ("He's got tight hips! He'll never make it as a cornerback!"), dick jokes, methadone sports (hockey, AFL, based-ball) and intoxicants, we can't ignore the other hallowed off-season

Your “Finally!” And “It’s All Over After This?!” Super Bowl Open Thread

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Well, somehow we made it. I'm so glad that we didn't have to turn the car around due to bad behavior. Does everyone know which teams are playing? That's what I thought. Between that and Hippo's excellent breakdown of the game I've nothing to say about that end of things

NFL Disintegration

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There is a reason this is being posted in the middle of the night.  Now, to get the full experience, follow along: Light a black candle Light a clove incense stick Turn the lights off Hit Play on the YouTube link below and scroll in time with the lyrics Oh I miss the kiss of

Superbowl #Content from Ben Blank, Uproxx Chief Creative Officer

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I'm not here to talk about that thing that's happening over the weekend. I'm here to talk about #content and #branding! That's what we're really  interested in. People love #content, and they love #brands! Are you #upforwhatever? Here at Uproxx, we sure are! Whatever the cost, whatever it takes! Readers don't

The Son Of The Morning Star Shall This Year Rise In The West!

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Narrator:  George Armstrong Custer was a United States Army officer and cavalry commander in the American Civil War and the American Indian Wars. Raised in Michigan and Ohio, Custer was admitted to West Point in 1857, where he graduated last in his class in 1861.  His ability to estimate numbers has

Tom Brady’s PED Scandal, Part 3: Cracks in the Foundation

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Here was the thing about last week's AFC Championship game -- whichever quarterback won would need to face a week on Super Bowl Radio Row answering questions which will certainly include vague softballs about his off field regimen, including accusations of illegal performance enhancing substances. With Peyton Manning coming up victorious (17/32,

A Friendly Wager

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Operator: Charlottesville Telephone Operator Extension 035115, how may I direct your call?....I see, yes sir, one moment please....(Phone Clicks)...Alright, you are connected to the video conference line to the Governor's Office. Governor Doug Doucey (R-AZ): Pat? You there? This thing working Pat? Dang interns setting these things up. I have no idea how in the

This is not where I parked my car!

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Entropy made a comment in Hippo's Monday post that alluded to the NFL turning into the NBA so gradually we didn't even notice.  Truth be told, I'd had the same thought over the course of this weekend.  It is disturbing for sure.  I thought about writing up a post, but it's