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BC Dick - December 13, 2022December 13, 2022

We played the babes of the bowling alley last Tuesday night. Usually they bowl in pyjamas. Tonight was a normal clothing affair, though. Mid twenties i would say, all of them. The rigours of age had yet to wear them down to the craggy, hump-backed crones that typically inhabit the

Guttersnipe

BC Dick - November 15, 2022November 15, 2022

If you can’t out-bowl ‘em, out-drink ‘em. That was the motto of my first bowling league, which I will describe in the absence of a league night recap. I was placed on the DL last week due to a non-bowling injury (illness). Rumour was it would have been a healthy

Guttersnipe

BC Dick - October 18, 2022October 18, 2022

God bless the Duke of Argyll! If the youth of today aren’t the most annoying creatures on the planet I’ll eat my finest Sunday derby. Condor-sized prairie mosquitos and door-knocking donation guilt-trippers have nothing on these grating simpletons. I went to one of those Halloween corn maze dealies with the

Guttersnipe

BC Dick - October 11, 2022October 11, 2022

The only thing better than true happiness is absolutely not giving a shit. This truth we, the nihilist association of something or other, hold to be self-evident. In perhaps a similar vein, the only thing better than luck is dumb luck. Dumb luck has served me well. Rather than the

Sexy Friday – Now with Less Balls!

yeah right - July 15, 2022July 15, 2022

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Happy Friday everyone! It is I, you're resident food guru filling in for Señor Balls. Balls is currently on expedition. He recently found out that there was a tree called a "Pussy Willow" and he is determined to find out if it bears fruit. We've made it to the dead ass middle

Dallas Deathride of Doom! A DFO Halloween Special!

yeah right - October 29, 2021October 28, 2021

banner image via [Interior mid size sedan: A mother and her 13 year old son are inside] Jesse: "Gee whiz, Ma I can't believe you're taking me to the Cowboys Halloween party you really are the best mom ever I tell everyone at school that I have the best mom ever and

The DFO EURO 2020 (IN 2021!) Preview: Croatia!

yeah right - May 27, 2021June 4, 2021

We're on the verge of the greatest international sports summer ever! We have: Copa América Euro 2020 CONCACAF Gold Cup Tokyo Olympic Games And it all starts on June 11, 2021 with the European Soccer (Football) championships aka Euro 2020! Yes, it is 2021 but they decided to keep the name, ok? From

A Confidence is Lost

yeah right - January 26, 2020January 25, 2020

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banner image via {Exterior, Coach Mike Zimmer's ranch in Northern Kentucky} [Door Flies Open] Coach Zimmer: "Hey everybody, I'm home!" Maria: "Hi Coach! Welcome home!" Beansie: "EEEEEKK!" CZ: "Man, it's good to be home but I tell ya, I wouldn't mind being in Miami right now doing some game prep." Maria: "You know Coach. You had a

At the intersection of Hope and Belief: Vikings at the bye.

yeah right - November 26, 2019November 26, 2019

image via. As recipients of the final NFL bye week, it's time to put the current season of the Minnesota Vikings into perspective. In all honesty 8-3 surpasses expectations eleven games in. Let's take some time to harken back to my team season preview. "This team can go anywhere from 6-10 to Superb Owl

THE ROAD to Area 51

yeah right - October 31, 2019October 31, 2019

banner image via He carefully checked the expansive sky for signs of rain as he loaded the saddlebags on his Harley. The gun was probably not necessary since the last live human he saw had been over 4 months ago. Out here in the desert though? Probably best to be safe. The