A Yinzer Rant About Dirt (Stillers At the Bye Primer)

WCS - October 8, 2025October 6, 2025

Redshirt's Dirt Bungles contingent may challenge Milly-waw-kay for Central Division domination for a while. The Best Fans in Based Balls should be paying attention. Same for the Small Bears. Congrats, Redshirt. Its not the Cardinals or Cubs, no problem here. Not to worry about the Dirt Stillers, though. Bob Nutting's smothering

Yap Yap Yap – Sunday Offseason Etc. Etc.

Getting Hatey In Here

Don T - April 27, 2025April 27, 2025

Living in this Caribbean Paradise, and through the exercise of my profession, I’ve had the enormous privilege of rubbing elbows with scores of talented and dedicated loudmouths. The feigned indignation when lying, the raised voice when cornered, the torrent of personal attacks over unrelated shit (my fave, ymmv), and “Think

Monday Morning Mock Draft: Looks Like I Won’t Be The Only Thing Not Aging Well This Week!

DFOing Good

Horatio Cornblower - March 3, 2025March 2, 2025

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Greetings to you all, but this week especially to those of us of a certain age, specifically those of us who had our formative years in the '80's. It was a strange time in America, one where Ronald Reagan had us on the road to the absolutely fantastic, 10/10, no

It’s Thursday Already? Carpenter Afternoon Hang-Out

WCS - February 13, 2025February 13, 2025

Maybe it's just me, but the week immediately after the Superb Owl always tend to drag a little. There's almost a sense of dread, the looming off-season is now officially here, and the build-up for the game this week isn't there. If you're Jest or The Pauls fan, it's a

Dante Hicks Tribute Carpenter Jorb

WCS - January 28, 2025January 28, 2025

Allegheny County 9-1-1, what's the address--- oh, so(u)rry. Force of habit and whatnot. Actually, if yinz didn't know, there's a pre-recorded bump of that message so we don't shred our vocal chords repeating it dozens of times a day. There are many other phrases we repeat dozens of times of day

Hey, Remember the Fail Mary? Week 15 SNF Thread

Don T - December 15, 2024

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It happened 12 years ago, September 24, 2012, Prime Time. Pack @ C-Hox, a clear interception was ruled as the game winning TD by the replacement refs... Momentuous occasion, we should’ve had ribs. After the game, Kissing Suzy Kolber almost broke (IIRC) and the NFL caved to the refs out on

2024 Titans Bye Report: Hostage Situation

DFOing Good

Don T - October 9, 2024October 9, 2024

I hoped the Titans would reach their bye at 1-3. Well look at that: they did. They say: have low or zero expectations, and you will never be disappointed. This is airtight logic, a great defenCe mechanism, but a freakin’ downer. I prefer my wisdom with a side order of SOME

The Voodoo He Do So Well: 2024 Stillers What-Have-You

WCS - September 8, 2024September 8, 2024

Yinz already know I'm going through the "life transition," and whatever. I'll take my D- on this, and be happy not be exiled to Lowratio's outhouse for a fortnight. Between my work computer not having access to funny gifs, and my home computer is suddenly quite ill, on top of everything...

Saturation Saturday (Early Edition)

Don T - July 6, 2024July 6, 2024

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Muy buenos días, ladies and degenerates, minors without parental supervision, sociopaths all. I will be subbing this AM because King Hippo picked this weekend to cram all the continuing Donks re-education courses, per Sean Payton’s overhaul of the franchise into a constitutional theocracy. Hippo showed me some Powerpoint slides, and

Micro-Thoughts on Euros Stuff

King Hippo - June 29, 2024June 29, 2024

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I don't fucking feel like in-depth writing (fuck off, world and everything in it), so here is a list of weekend European Euros matchups and a half-assed thought on each: Don T: But first hi, HI. The King opened the floor to write about the European Euros and with me being