I looked up to see Sally staring down at me. She had the same expression on her face as I had seen in the Jet Blue Baggage Claim.
"Can I take a leak first? I can't really escape now, can I?"
She nodded and I got up to go to the bathroom
I was waiting in the lobby bar when she walked in carrying her cinq à sept bag. She looked stunning in an outfit that made her look like Brigitte Bardot straight out of the 60s. Very appropriate for our setting. This was one of several reasons why I love her
As you may have heard, I'm not a big Tiger Woods fan. To paraphrase The Bard, how much do I hate thee, let me count the ways!
He's a dumbass with a shitty personality.
He cheated on his beautiful blonde wife with skanks.
The golf world covered up his bullshit because it desperately
In the hour plus I had left in the flight, I planned my strategy. She had checked her luggage, so I didn't have to worry about getting out of the plane quickly. I'd mosey on over to the Baggage Claim, pretend to wait for a bag, and then see where
Having a wet dream while 40,000 feet above sea level and going 550 miles per hour is difficult in the best of times, but the baby was not helping. It had, to that point, been a relatively easy and peaceful red-eye. I had gone to my All-Inclusive in Cancún and
All, as I had the day off, not according to my company, but I acted as if I did, I forgot about the Warhammer post. So tonight I am just going to post Sir David Attenbourgh talking about the Dark Eldar. They make the Drow look like a bunch of
As I think I may have mentioned in the past, I'm on a thing at work where I HAVE TO take vacation days each month due to a vacation cap. If I don't use them, I stop accumulating vacation time and I don't trust stupid HR people to remember to
Just between you, me and my tinnitus,
[checks around nervously to see if anyone is eavesdropping]
Life hasn’t been quite excellent the last coupla weeks. Don’t mean to get all downer and stuff, but sometimes you have to deal with more crap than usual and doing nothing will make things worse. The
As you may or may not have noticed, there was no Balls Magazine last week. The reason for that is that I haven't had the time to get out onto the course or the driving range.
That all changes today as my local golf club just had its third tourney of
As you may or may not know, the West Coast has been hit with a lot of rain this winter. Don't get me wrong, I'm thankful for it and I want more to tell you the truth. We desperately need it.
The only thing is that it interferes with playing golf.
Remember how I won my very first golf tournament and broke 100 on the same day?
Well, I just finished my second tournament and let's just say there was no repeat.
Not only that, I scored the worst I have scored in a VERY long time: 122!
Let's start at the beginning. It
Your friendly Puerto Rican good life enthusiast is not able to take care of tonight's Open Thread as he has some pressing business to attend to. (read: hot date with spicy Latina). By the way, the term Spicy Latina is redundant.
Tonight, we have what is affectionately called around LA as
