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This Of course, I mean amateur photography.  In case you've living in a tree the last 50 years, here's the full sketch: Now, I've noticed that we have a lot of awesome photographers here in the DFO stable.  Over the holiday, I was impressed with the fireworks photos posted by Brick and

CFL Beat: Week 3

We've made it past two stat holidays, and now there's not much to do for the rest of the summer on the relaxation front except drink, mutter curses at Chris Berman as he ruins yet another Home Run Derby, and, if you're of my mindset, watch the CFL (at least

Your “Back to reality, but at least it’s” Wednesday Open Thread

Welcome back to the grind, folks. There may be a few people fortunate, prepared or unemployed enough to not have to work today, but for the vast majority of us, your alarm started screeching at you like the forced laughs of a thousand arthouse movie patrons while it was still dark

Twin Picks – Ep 5: Collective Soul

Agent Dale Cooper: Well then. So here I am. It would appear that, one, my room service breakfast has not yet arrived. Number two, it is clear that I have been shot at close range. If my interpretation in this reality is any indication of the actual wound, it would

Your 4th of July Evening Open Thread

Happy 4th of July everybody! I imagine that around this time most everybody has been properly lubricated and has consumed the proper ingestibles, overindulged on grilled proteins and have applied various intoxicating substances of choice to lighten the mood and to better prepare you for the evening fireworks display. That's good! It is

White Men Deserve a Break

Happy Fourth of July. During lunch at work, I came across Roland Merullo's "In Defense of The White Male", published in the Boston Globe yesterday. It's reproduced below in normal font, commentary on italics.   EVERYWHERE I TURN these days I encounter the term “white male,” almost always used in a pejorative

Tina’s DFO Erotic Friend Fiction #6 – “God. Bless. America”

Tonight's Episode: "God. Bless. America." It was the morning of July 3rd, 2017.  It would be a momentous day, though no one would likely ever know. Yeah Right has just swiped his key card, entered his password, scanned his fingerprints and retina, and has finally reached the final security checkpoint.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zu4XlM_89s Yeah Right:  I gotta

Your Canada 150th B-day Celebratioun Open Thread

By now, you guys should now that I LOVE me some Canadia.  I love Vancouver and, even though I made fun of my boss for traveling to Calgary for his very first trip to Canada, I think the rest of the country is pretty awesome.  That doesn't, of course, count

DFO Radio: Hard Carr-ency

INT. SANTA ANA APARTMENT COMPLEX - DAY. A pair of sun-weathered middle-aged men are napping on separate couches.  The room looks like an abandoned pawnshop - every bit of space is filled with cheap electronics, mismatched furniture, rubbish, and grime.  Cockroaches abound. RYAN LEAF: [wakes up with a start] Shit! TODD MARINOVICH: [comes

4th of July Weekend NFL Player PSAs

Happy (Almost) Independence Day! I hope yeahright is the only one who has to work today, and that no one is cruel enough to make you have to work tomorrow. As you may have read elsewhere on the internets, the king of 4th of July celebrations put out a public service