Götterdammerung: Your Wednesday Night Postmortem Thread

Yeah, no Wumbo tonight. Barely a thread tonight. Who knows how long we have before we're shut down for *checks notes* Sexy Friday? Fortunately I got out of my gig early enough to avoid the news from last night's event, but tonight might not be fun. Just three of us, keep

Become Revolutionary: Be Decent

Donald Trump is a proven liar, fraudster, sex assaulter, top-secrets divulger, and is likely a foreign agent. This declining and feckless creep cares about nothing but his money. I’d offer my condolences to U.S. citizens, but 47 is the president of Puerto Rico too. And we don’t get to vote

Your “Dave Roberts is a Baby and Ken Rosenthal is a Toad” Wednesday Open Thread

If you haven't been paying attention the San Diego Padres for nearly all of their existence, I don't blame you. It has been a deep, dark place to venture into, and unless you live here, why the hell would you? But since signing Manny Machado in 2019, this team has been

The Voodoo He Do So Well: 2024 Stillers What-Have-You

Yinz already know I'm going through the "life transition," and whatever. I'll take my D- on this, and be happy not be exiled to Lowratio's outhouse for a fortnight. Between my work computer not having access to funny gifs, and my home computer is suddenly quite ill, on top of everything...

Nobody’s Chargers 2024 Season Preview: Payin’ for it

INTERIOR – CHARGERS PRACTICE FACILITY BOARD ROOM, COSTA MESA, CA – MORNING, SEVEN MONTHS AGO DEAN SPANOS: [On the phone] Look, John, it's just like my Daddy used to say, "if the city won't pay, fuck 'em and move!" [Laughs too hard] [Garbled phone response] DEAN: Right?! That place is an absolute dump anyway.

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Your Türkiye Euro 24 Preview

Yeah, I figure I should probably do that before the Euros start. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnyBJJI2eqs This has once again been Senor Weaselo's preview of the Turkish lesser footy team. Naturally, I'll be rooting for Portugal, Czechia, and Georgia in that group. Okay, news! -500s extend WR Nico Collins, 3 years, $72.75M, $52M guaranteed. -Vikes re-sign G Dalton

Balls metaphorically shoots Franz Ferdinand

I write this fully knowing the consequences. I apologize in advance for the blood about to be shed. However, I've held my tongue long enough. I'm only doing this for the good of society. Here goes: Girl Scout Cookies are tasteless saturated fat guilt bombs that prey on the weak and

Your “[DFO] Hate Week” Thursday Evening Open Thread

Hi everyone, Welcome to the fourth day of [DFO]'s annual Super Bowl tradition - Hate Week. This is the annual airing of grievances we have about life, football, society... really, anything is in-bounds outside of the usual hot buttons. It's been a pretty good week so far, and what people have brought

Your “[DFO] Hate Week” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

Hi everyone, Welcome to the third day of [DFO]'s annual Super Bowl tradition - Hate Week. This is the annual airing of grievances we have about life, football, society... really, anything is in-bounds outside of the usual hot buttons. Consider the comments section a safe space to let your feelings on a

Your “[DFO] Hate Week” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

Hi everyone, Welcome to Day 2 of [DFO]'s annual Super Bowl tradition - Hate Week. This is the annual airing of grievances we have about life, football, society... really, anything is in-bounds outside of the usual hot buttons. Consider the comments section a safe space to let your feelings on a topic

Your “[DFO] Hate Week” Monday Evening Open Thread

Hi everyone, Welcome to [DFO]'s annual Super Bowl tradition - Hate Week. This is the annual airing of grievances we have about life, football, society... really, anything is in-bounds outside of the usual hot buttons. Consider the comments section a safe space to let your feelings on a topic be known. Now, for

Your Thursday “Asleep-At-the-Switch” Carpenter Thread

Ahoy-yoy!   I realized I never did a Stillers bye week report, but who cares. They're 7-6, will never beat the Patriots in any meaningful way, the offensive is broken to hell, and are somehow in currenth #6th seed. Tomlin Voodoo is real, ya'll. Just accept this. This season has been so