Jeff Fisher Did His Job

Darkest Timeline Zack Morris - December 12, 2016December 12, 2016

The Rams have fired Jeff Fisher, per Chris Mortensen. Since Mort is generally solid, I'm going with it. After my theory on Jeff Fisher started to trend, a year later, (thanks PFTCommenter!), it really started to seem true after the Rams handed him a contract extension. Welp, those days are over.

Your “Hurry Up, Baby. Daddy Needs His Fix” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

Beerguyrob - September 7, 2016September 7, 2016

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Day-before Glorious NFL Returns News: It's kind of a light day, because most everything on every team is in a holding pattern until after the first game. Seantrel Henderson is (duh!) appealing his imminent 4-game suspension for violating drug policy. At this point, the only things left on Buffalo's front lines

Your “Season-Ending Injury-Free/Tom Coughlin Walks Into The Sunset And A Lot Of Glass Doors” New York Giants Season Preview

scotchnaut - August 24, 2016

Before we start with the latest incarnation of the Giants we should all pour out a bag of oats for the old gray mare that isn't what he used to be. Tom Coughlin limped away last year at the behest of head office and tens of thousands of fans despite

Your “What’s Staubach Doing These Days?” Thursday Open Thread

Beerguyrob - August 4, 2016August 4, 2016

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Assorted NFL Bits & Bites: Matt Forte is likely out for at least one of the Jets' preseason games. Pfft - wake me when he starts missing regular season games and I have to adjust my lineup. Darrelle Revis is open to moving to safety from corner if either injury

Quick Field Notes From Seattle

BrettFavresColonoscopy - June 3, 2016June 3, 2016

The ladyfriend and I spent a long Memorial Day weekend in Seattle and the broader Olympic Peninsula area. Yes, we had a lovely time, thank you for asking. The featured image is a view of the city (and Mt. Rainier) from Kerry Park, and I'm open to compliments on my photography. Here's

Offseason Diversions: Euro 2016 and Copa América Centenario Open POSTS and Thread

Don T - May 22, 2016May 22, 2016

Mandatory minicamps start by mid-June. In the meantime, IT’S THE EURO AND COPA CENTENARIO! The U.S.A is hosting the Copa and already teams are dissing the travel arrangements. Are you gonna take this from invading Peter Kings? Many are leftists. Or are WE, COMMENTISTS, GONNA POST SOMETHING ABOUT IT!1!1 As humans, the

Let Fury Have the Hour

jjfozz - May 5, 2016May 5, 2016

Note: Blaxabbath challenged me to write this post. And it brought out the worst in me, including my language. I want to dig you up, set you on fire, feed you to rabid dogs, and burn what’s left. Before we start on this journey to the blackest hole of hatred for the

AFC West Draft Roundtable Spectacularium!

King Hippo - May 3, 2016May 2, 2016

Welcome to DFO's initial Divisional Draft roundtable. Drinking an Abita Wrought Iron IPA and avoiding my family, I am King Hippo, representing the World Muthafuckin' Champion Donks. We also have world famous alternate Internet Dad (and Raiders fan) Rikki-Tikki-Deadly, plus the stomp stomp CLAP!! duo of Old School Zero and

Diary of a Panic Attack Pt. 1

WCS - April 25, 2016April 25, 2016

Sup, kiddos. I used to suffer from the occasional panic attack episodes (meaning 1-4 over the span of 2-3 days) every year, year and half growing up. I didn't know what they were, nor did my parents ever really see fit to have it looked into. It's not their fault; I

Should I Watch Football This Year? (Part I)

montythisseemsstrangetome - March 1, 2016February 29, 2016

It's almost a perfect storm. My enjoyment of the NFL has been tempered in recent years by the conduct of its players, the hypocritical nature of its leadership, and the arbitrariness of its officiating. Add to that the sudden departure of the Rams and the likely retirement of Peyton Manning,

VICELAND, Bitches!!!!

theeWeeBabySeamus - February 19, 2016February 19, 2016

Holy shit, what da fuq is this now? H2, the History Channel's red-headed stepchild on which UFOs, Aliens, Conspiracy Theories, and maneating snakes (FAKE maneating snakes, that is) have come to abound, will diez a merciful death in merely 10 days. Now, I'm not at all saying that the sorts of programming

Tom Brady’s PED Scandal, Part 3: Cracks in the Foundation

blaxabbath - January 28, 2016January 28, 2016

Here was the thing about last week's AFC Championship game -- whichever quarterback won would need to face a week on Super Bowl Radio Row answering questions which will certainly include vague softballs about his off field regimen, including accusations of illegal performance enhancing substances. With Peyton Manning coming up victorious (17/32,