Dear NFL Network,

ballsofsteelandfury - December 23, 2015December 22, 2015

Seeing as you are televising this week's Thursday Night Football game featuring the hapless San Diego Chargers against the resurgent and will be a force to contend with next year Oakland Raiders, I would like to make a simple humble request: CAN YOU PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF WHATEVER DEITY OR

Donald Trump Gets A Friendly Call

makeitsnowondem - December 18, 2015December 18, 2015

A phone rings in a spacious, luxurious apartment in Trump Tower. A large, dead caterpillar perched atop a molding orange answers.                                                                                

S7a7 Wa7s VII: The New School Zero Review

New School Zero - December 15, 2015December 15, 2015

HEY HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEW STAR WARS MOVIE YET? No? Why not? Oh, wait, did I arrive BEFORE it’s been released? OH GOOD! I can point and laugh at you. Since I have the advantage of being FROM THE FUTURE and also having FUTURE WIKIPEDIA on my FUTURE SMART PHONE, let me

2015 Pittsburgh Stillers Bye Week Injury Report

WCS - November 24, 2015November 24, 2015

STILLERS BYE WEEK RECAP WCS: 6-4 and in the Wild Card position. Not too bad considering the Stillers look more like a triage unit during an outbreak of EbolaAIDS. /DeAngelo Williams' ankle explodes The Stillers have started four kickers since the preseason, three quarterbacks, lost All-Pro center and Aaron Hernandez Fan Club president

I WOULD LIKE A SELFIE

WCS - October 31, 2015October 31, 2015

“I Would Like A Selfie” For context: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7xWw-_VIy0&ab_channel=JASONSCARYSTORYS Outside of a small town in Central Texas was a supposed haunted house. This house was surrounded by a relatively thick woods, and had been abandoned for untold years. Local children had learned legends of how every night, a severed head would fall down its decrepit chimney. A

3 Things – Because There Always Has to Be 3 Things

STORNG TAEK!!1!

montythisseemsstrangetome - October 27, 2015October 26, 2015

1.) Pharmacies are stapler-happy. Why must they always staple my receipt to the bag? Don't they know I need that shit for my taxes? "Hey Monty, IRS Auditor here, you got a receipt for this $13.27 prescription you paid for out of your Health Savings Account? No? Okay, that's an

What The F*** Is Wrong With The Seahawks?

The Maestro - October 19, 2015October 19, 2015

So the Seattle Seahawks blew yet another 4th-quarter lead in spectacular fashion yesterday, at home against the Carolina Panthers, dropping them to a very ugly 2-4. This team looks nothing like the Super Bowl contender of last season; the offence is dishevelled, the defense is confused, and overall, there's no

Tom Brady’s PED Scandal Begins

blaxabbath - October 12, 2015October 12, 2015

In you case you missed it -- and you probably did because the story was published on a Friday before a government holiday three-day weekend and, in the four hours of NFL exposure I had this weekend, it wasn't even alluded to once -- Boston Magazine (which bills themselves as

Power Rankings of the 0-3 Teams

scotchnaut - October 1, 2015October 1, 2015

1. The Chicago Bears- These guys are number one with a Bulleit 'cause they need something to drink Right Now. Cutler's selfless work had the desired effect-last week Clausen passed on 1st down only four times against Seattle. Oh, ye of completely justified lack of faith! During their 'seen it

Why Am I Watching This?

STORNG TAEK!!1!

Duchess - September 29, 2015September 29, 2015

So for personal reason's I do not feel like getting too much into. Let's just say I know what Ape went through at that other place and I wish I had the ability/balls to do what he did. This fun moment in time hit me like a ton of bricks