YOUR 2025 AVN Awards Nominees

ballsofsteelandfury - December 26, 2024December 26, 2024

Yes, it's that time of year again! My, how time flies! I also thought today, right after Christmas, was the best day to publish this. Jesus GETS titties and asses. This year, the 2025 AVN Awards Show is set to take place January 25, 2025 at Virgin Hotels Las Vegas. Tickets to the

Your Academy Awards Open Thread and Prediction Post

yeah right - March 10, 2024March 10, 2024

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banner image courtesy Wikipedia Good evening and welcome to the Academy Awards live blog and prediction post. I'm your host yeah right. Yeah I'm pulling double duty today but what the fuck ever. It's Oscar time! Yes, I do love the Oscars and I watch every year. Live as it airs even!

YOUR 2024 AVN Awards Winners! (And Open Thread)

ballsofsteelandfury - February 10, 2024February 4, 2024

Last time, I presented to you the list of nominees along with my picks for the winners. It's time to find out how well I did. I don't want this post to be War and Peace long, so I'll simply recap my pick, announce the winner, and provide commentary and a

YOUR 2024 AVN Awards Nominees

ballsofsteelandfury - January 9, 2024January 9, 2024

Yes, it's that time of year again! My, how time flies! This year, the awards are being held at Resorts World in lovely Las Vegas, Nevada on Saturday, January 27 at 9 PM. You can buy tickets here. Tickets start at $168, which is amazing considering the face value of my ticket

Your Thursday “Asleep-At-the-Switch” Carpenter Thread

WCS - December 14, 2023December 14, 2023

Ahoy-yoy! I realized I never did a Stillers bye week report, but who cares. They're 7-6, will never beat the Patriots in any meaningful way, the offensive is broken to hell, and are somehow in currenth #6th seed. Tomlin Voodoo is real, ya'll. Just accept this. This season has been so

Brain Dump Boil-Down Entry 1: These Posts Were Supposed To Be Shorter

Alex_Demote - January 13, 2023January 13, 2023

In this Boil-Down, I illustrate the reason why none of these ideas ever make it out of the concept phase! I've put together a rough outline for the Peyton Manning/Tom Brady movie concept that will serve as a skeleton for the first draft of the script. I've separated it by

Your 2023 AVN Awards Preview Post

ballsofsteelandfury - January 4, 2023January 8, 2023

Yes, get ready for the traffic to start rolling in. It's that time of year again! For the first time since COVID, the AVN Awards will be held live in Las Vegas on the first weekend in January. Talk about bringing in the new year with a bang! I'm sorry.

Guttersnipe

BC Dick - October 25, 2022October 25, 2022

Last week a little bug-eyed birdie told me I should be wiping the oil slicks off my ball. And wipe my ball I did. Every time I got my hands on that smooth 16 pounder I gave it a thorough rub-down. Boy, oh boy, playing with a sparkling clean ball

Sundays With Litre, Now with Less Litre!

ballsofsteelandfury - March 27, 2022March 27, 2022

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Your illustrious host for the Sunday evening Open Thread is in Toronto this weekend for the Canada-Jamaica World Cup Qualifier game. This is important for two reasons: Canada needs just one point to qualify for the World Cup for the first time since the 80'sLitre has been running a Twitter account

Your 2022 AVN Awards Winners

ballsofsteelandfury - February 1, 2022January 31, 2022

In the past, I've written a preview post followed up by a post listing the winners. This year's AVN Awards show kinda sneaked up on me. It was a virtual show due to COVID, so there was no gathering of the porn stars in Vegas. Well, not any

Monday Morning Mock Draft: Chapter The Seventh

Horatio Cornblower - April 19, 2021April 18, 2021

One of the biggest things I miss from our old site was the mock drafts that used to run every Friday. Those were fantastic time wasters, and a good one was a virtual guarantee that you were going to be far from productive at work, as your day instead

Balls On… The Bond films of the 80s

ballsofsteelandfury - November 3, 2020October 24, 2020

Welcome back to my continuing series on the James Bond films, broken down by decade. Last time, was a long time ago. I had been able to start this series in March/April because the James Bond movies were playing on a channel called Pluto and there were quite