November Spawned 2025 Footy Thread

Good Christ, no matches today until...fucking ELEVEN???  Even then, the action is...not great, Bob!  At least Mighty Whitey get an easy win (Wolves are sub-Jest calibre), and we see if the King's Afrikan Water Pistols manage MOAR than their usual 1-nil over Boo-urnley. Everton don't play until Monday night.  Huzzah. Paedo State (+20.5)

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The Pre-NYC Election One

This may be my last Wumbo column before we’re inevitably nuked from orbit, just to be safe. It’s the only way to prevent New York from falling into the hands of Muslim socialists. Even though, if my reading of “2008 Republicans Reacting Reasonably” is correct, the entire country was like

AFL Beat 2025 – Grand Final Recap!

We have a new Premier! Same as the old Premier, it turns out. Here's what happened. *** The AFL Grand Final Result The AFL Grand Final Highlights https://youtu.be/vYLdpKO20qk?si=y00pcuy-LnKSOQ3C *** AFL Footy Tipping Contest Results *** Notes and Comments The game was super close and tense for the first two quarters. At half time, the scores were tied and almost

tWBS Memorial Fantasy Football Leagues Update (Week 3)

Hey. It was a pretty decent weekend of sports watching at Fortress LemonJello.  Leeds United won, 3-1 over Wolverhampton. The Jaguras eked out a win over Imaginary Team 17-10 and in between those highs was the low of watching the Fighting Illini experiencing their own Epstein Island, getting absolutely ass-blasted by

AFL Beat 2025 – Finals Week 3 Recap!

There are two more teams eliminated and two teams that have earned a spot in the Grand Final next week. Who are they? Let's get to it! *** The AFL Finals Bracket *** The AFL Finals Week Three Results The AFL Finals Week Three Highlights https://youtu.be/g9bl1STUNoY?si=N9OV1-VTCMiuqJHV https://youtu.be/s2cWqnoj89E?si=GlU_meBZHynMXpr0 AFL Grand Final Schedule *** AFL Footy Tipping Contest Results *** Notes and Comments We now

New Derby Fuel – Kashyap Patel is a Redsh*te

I learn so many interesting things from my trans-Atlantic imaginary frenemies (ie, NSNO - the Everton message board), but this is the tidbit that might have finally broken me beyond reason.  Kashyap Patel is apparently a Redshite supporter.  NOW, do you believe me about this...monstrosity masquerading as a football club being