A Thursday Afternoon Carpenter Existential Experience!

WCS - February 15, 2024February 15, 2024

Greetings, hola, guten tag, ni how, and yadda yadda. I swear the month of February exists only to mess with people's sense of time, space, and perception. 2024 is already six weeks old, we never really had winter in Yinzburgh, and I can't tell if the days are getting longer (sort

Your Thursday “Asleep-At-the-Switch” Carpenter Thread

WCS - December 14, 2023December 14, 2023

Ahoy-yoy! I realized I never did a Stillers bye week report, but who cares. They're 7-6, will never beat the Patriots in any meaningful way, the offensive is broken to hell, and are somehow in currenth #6th seed. Tomlin Voodoo is real, ya'll. Just accept this. This season has been so

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The Tim Boyle Memorial Thread

Senor Weaselo - December 6, 2023December 6, 2023

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Yes, here we are to remember notable Jets quarterback Tim Boyle, unquestionably one of the quarterbacks of all time. Who can forget that pass, and that thing, and also that Hail Mary? We laughed, we cried, we shook our head in disbelief, I shook my head in total belief because

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo, Also Doubling as Your Jets At the Bye Post

Senor Weaselo - October 25, 2023October 25, 2023

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Four plays. That's how long it took for the reminder that we can't have nice things. Aaron Rodgers? Ha, that's nice. Say hello to the MetLife Turf Monster. It's presumably an Achilles, though for some reason Rodgers says he'll be okay and will come back at the end of the

Your Monday Night NFL Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - September 11, 2023September 11, 2023

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[climbs out of shamehole, brushes dirt from pants] Last night, that didn't go well! What a travesty-the talent gap has not been sufficiently closed, folks. At least I'm up in my fantasy leagues. Fallout: -We Have Ownage Transference? Julian Love's longish stay in the qb waiting room seems to have paid off for

NFL Speakeasy Stories: Doer of Deeds

blaxabbath - September 11, 2023September 12, 2023

It always rains. Call it a midlife crisis. Call it getting into drugs late in life. Hey maybe it was just time to admit that, as far he had come alone, there was something in life to be said for the love of a good woman, or lack thereof. Frankly, it

From Darkness Retreat to Bright Lights: Your 2023 Jets Preview

Senor Weaselo - August 23, 2023August 23, 2023

"The Jets do not play football. Football just sort of happens to them." -Jon Bois It's one of the great ironies that the team responsible for arguably the most influential game in NFL history has followed it up by being among the class of the NFL—wait, sorry, there was a smudge—among

“Browns! Eagles!” And A Thursday Night NFL Exhibition Game Open Thread

scotchnaut - August 17, 2023August 17, 2023

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We may see some shenanigans early in this tilt because these guys did not play nice together earlier in the week. So there's that. What else is going on? -Joe Mixon is not guilty of waving a gun in front of a woman after driving 'erratically', cutting her off and jumping

Your 2023 Yinzer Forecast:

WCS - August 14, 2023August 14, 2023

I apologize in advance for the litany of "Pickett's charge" memes we may be exposed to going forward. This isn't to say PICKETT'S GAHNTA SUPERBOWL all UrinatingTree style. I honestly have no clue what to make of Kenneth Shane Pickett. He looked fine at times in 2022, after Tomlin wasn't feeling like Kissing

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: QAARON’S QAVE WATQH QONQLUDES.

Senor Weaselo - April 26, 2023April 26, 2023

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This is this most work my Q key has probably ever gotten. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYonSOkZ5ZE I look forward to Aaron Rodgers playing exactly 65% of the offensive snaps, and then inexplicably falling off a metaphorical cliff. Possibly a physical cliff. More likely a bad trip. Regardless, like the Favre trade, I'm expecting this to