“Browns! Eagles!” And A Thursday Night NFL Exhibition Game Open Thread

scotchnaut - August 17, 2023August 17, 2023

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We may see some shenanigans early in this tilt because these guys did not play nice together earlier in the week. So there's that. What else is going on? -Joe Mixon is not guilty of waving a gun in front of a woman after driving 'erratically', cutting her off and jumping

Your 2023 Yinzer Forecast:

WCS - August 14, 2023August 14, 2023

I apologize in advance for the litany of "Pickett's charge" memes we may be exposed to going forward. This isn't to say PICKETT'S GAHNTA SUPERBOWL all UrinatingTree style. I honestly have no clue what to make of Kenneth Shane Pickett. He looked fine at times in 2022, after Tomlin wasn't feeling like Kissing

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: QAARON’S QAVE WATQH QONQLUDES.

Senor Weaselo - April 26, 2023April 26, 2023

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This is this most work my Q key has probably ever gotten. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYonSOkZ5ZE I look forward to Aaron Rodgers playing exactly 65% of the offensive snaps, and then inexplicably falling off a metaphorical cliff. Possibly a physical cliff. More likely a bad trip. Regardless, like the Favre trade, I'm expecting this to

Mittwoch Holiday Week What The Crap Else Are You Doing This Week Thread

WCS - December 28, 2022December 28, 2022

Welcome reprobates, degenerates, and occasional nice people. It's that weird middle-of-the-week day in between Christmas and New Year's, and this year it happens to ba Wednesday for Peak Weirdness. Kids don't have school, and most people I know who have actual job-type-job take this week off, too. Where does that

Okay, When Do We Get to the Prometheus Bit? (Jets at the Bye)

Senor Weaselo - November 20, 2022November 19, 2022

The New York Jets are a cromulent football team. That enough is a shock. The New York Jets are a competent football team. Bigger shock. The New York Jets are currently in a playoff position and enter this game a half-game behind Miami for the AFC East lead. All right, hold up…

Your Week Three First Slate of NFL Games open Thread

scotchnaut - September 25, 2022September 25, 2022

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Welcome aboard! We've got a few tasty tilts for you to gnaw on. (Dan Campbell's ears perk up) To The Games! Ravens/Pats: Look for more RPO-style plays from...Mac Jones? Well, now that he's no longer a fatty, he ran some last week and of course there were plenty down at Alabama. Them Ravens

Wumbo Wednesday with Weaselo: I Guess It’s Not a 2022 Jets Preview?

Senor Weaselo - September 7, 2022September 7, 2022

Greetings, lizard people. I originally panicked last night and wrote a Jets preview post, but TSHU did his write-up this morning, so if you haven’t, read that. I’ll spare the “ramble about the Jets even though at this point I don’t actually get to watch” and go with the nickname

Your Lazy Saturday Afternoon Preseason NFL Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - August 13, 2022August 13, 2022

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Hippo noted that he was writing some garbage and I'm here to garbage up the site as well. Newsy Notes: -Hey! The Giants won a meaningless game BUT the offense didn't look moribund. Coach The Ball and Coach Roach (thanks DonT) isolated Saquon on linebackers a few times! And it worked. Holy Squeezy

Your “And Away We Go” Thursday Night Preseason Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - August 11, 2022August 11, 2022

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A Jackie Gleason reference? WTF? Anyhoo, I'm amped. Are you amped? It might have something to do with the Giants playing and the coaches installing an offense that doesn't embrace the 80's (more about that in a hot second) and the fact that all three of their preseason games are

It’s Wumbo Wednesday with Weaselo! (Aka Your Wednesday Evening Thread)

Senor Weaselo - July 27, 2022July 25, 2022

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1O_cR8WUYA Yes, yes, welcome to Wumbo Wednesday (image courtesy of Know Your Meme), and keep your applause until—well that ended quickly! Jerks. Anyway, I’m taking this vessel over as my own damn soapbox. What can I ramble about? I don’t know, then it wouldn’t be a ramble. Sometimes I may use this

Got No Gas: Your Jets At/After the Bye Post

Senor Weaselo - October 20, 2021October 20, 2021

Well, time for that time again. The part where we either laugh at dumbasses for being way too high on their team, scowl at jackasses for being pleasantly surprised at their team, or grimace at smartasses for being perfectly right about their team. That's right, it's time for the DFO

Your “C’Mon, Gimme Some More of That Sweet Action!” NFL Open Thread

scotchnaut - September 26, 2021September 26, 2021

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Man, that was good stuff! (is typing at 12:15 EST) Dimes throwing it around like crazy, that bananacakes last-second upset and that leg fracture. Ouch! Hopefully the second half of games can keep up the pace! To The Games! Jets/Broncos: This is my Survivor pick-don't let me down Hippo! Look for both Williams