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From Darkness Retreat to Bright Lights: Your 2023 Jets Preview

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"The Jets do not play football. Football just sort of happens to them." -Jon Bois It's one of the great ironies that the team responsible for arguably the most influential game in NFL history has followed it up by being among the class of the NFL—wait, sorry, there was a smudge—among

Your 2023 Yinzer Forecast:

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I apologize in advance for the litany of "Pickett's charge" memes we may be exposed to going forward. This isn't to say PICKETT'S GAHNTA SUPERBOWL all UrinatingTree style. I honestly have no clue what to make of Kenneth Shane Pickett. He looked fine at times in 2022, after Tomlin wasn't feeling like Kissing

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: QAARON’S QAVE WATQH QONQLUDES.

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This is this most work my Q key has probably ever gotten. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYonSOkZ5ZE I look forward to Aaron Rodgers playing exactly 65% of the offensive snaps, and then inexplicably falling off a metaphorical cliff. Possibly a physical cliff. More likely a bad trip. Regardless, like the Favre trade, I'm expecting this to

Mittwoch Holiday Week What The Crap Else Are You Doing This Week Thread

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Welcome reprobates, degenerates, and occasional nice people. It's that weird middle-of-the-week day in between Christmas and New Year's, and this year it happens to ba Wednesday for Peak Weirdness. Kids don't have school, and most people I know who have actual job-type-job take this week off, too. Where does that

Wumbo Wednesday with Weaselo: I Guess It’s Not a 2022 Jets Preview?

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Greetings, lizard people. I originally panicked last night and wrote a Jets preview post, but TSHU did his write-up this morning, so if you haven’t, read that. I’ll spare the “ramble about the Jets even though at this point I don’t actually get to watch” and go with the nickname