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ballsofsteelandfury - December 31, 2025December 31, 2025

This map: What is this map, you say? Allow me to explain. This map was shared by Son of Spam in the back room. He created it using a site called "Where I'd Live" and it reflects his personal choices as to where he would live in these United States I thought

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ballsofsteelandfury - December 30, 2024December 29, 2024

BUTT PILLOWS. YES, THEY ARE! Allow me to explain and/or provide some context. Zymm, of all people, posted the image below: Screenshot_20241228-160857~2.png I was, naturally, curious. I looked up the Buttress Pillow website and went down a rabbit hole that allowed me to miss the bulk of the Saturday games. I posted some

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ballsofsteelandfury - June 14, 2024June 13, 2024

SEX DOLL DILDO CATALOGS. Allow me to explain and/or provide some context. As we have mentioned in the past, we get a lot of random emails at DFO HQ. Some are from dumb German law firms, some are from websites looking to "collaborate" in some weird unspecified manner, and some

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ballsofsteelandfury - May 25, 2024May 23, 2024

This: Just so you know, this was being passed around in the Clubhouse and several DFOers had ... questions. I volunteered to write this up as a post and since multiple people were involved in the discussion, I'm going to include the person responsible for each question. Strap yourselves in. Phrasing. DFO has

Your Thursday “Asleep-At-the-Switch” Carpenter Thread

WCS - December 14, 2023December 14, 2023

Ahoy-yoy! I realized I never did a Stillers bye week report, but who cares. They're 7-6, will never beat the Patriots in any meaningful way, the offensive is broken to hell, and are somehow in currenth #6th seed. Tomlin Voodoo is real, ya'll. Just accept this. This season has been so

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The Post-Birthday One

Senor Weaselo - November 15, 2023November 15, 2023

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It was my birthday Monday, so I guess we're doing one of those kinds of posts. (It was also The Maestro's birthday Monday, confirming the ol' "How many people does it take for two people to share the same birthday?" thought question.) So with that and my new age, it's

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BC Dick - February 28, 2023February 28, 2023

Greetings, and welcome to yet another Tuesday bowling night. Tonight I am heading out to compete in week 23 of 27. More than six (6) months of bowling. Good gravy that’s a long season. At least it’s winter and there aren’t a lot of other options, although my area has

Q&A-Hole: Spiffin’ Edition

Alex_Demote - February 1, 2023January 26, 2023

Welcome back to Q&A-Hole, a series where I make up a question asked by a straw-man rube suckhead and then provide a magnanimous answer that proves once and for all that I am so very, very wise. That's right, I control the narrative, and today's narrative is "narcissism isn't a

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BC Dick - January 3, 2023January 3, 2023

Sweet mother of god, it’s Tuesday already. The never ending holiday of angry traffic and wet socks took place over what seemed like a 13 day week. Then the “new year” and my own birth anniversary a week later. There’s more birthdays next week and then the flower holiday and

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BC Dick - October 11, 2022October 11, 2022

The only thing better than true happiness is absolutely not giving a shit. This truth we, the nihilist association of something or other, hold to be self-evident. In perhaps a similar vein, the only thing better than luck is dumb luck. Dumb luck has served me well. Rather than the