I have been called many things: Dreamer. Madman. Mrs. Ethel Burstein. But this is not some delusion of grandeur, like that time I thought I could renew my drivers license in less than two hours. No, this dream can come true. WILL come true. DFO is going to buy the Denver Broncos. It sort
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Sua prévia do DFO Copa América 2021: Brasil (com Neymar!)
Hola DFOers!I am Neymar, and I am doing the Brasil Copa America 2021 preview. As you know, we’re on the verge of the greatest international sports summer ever! We have:Copa América. . . Well, maybe not with usEuro 2020. . .Well, it might start late, as Spain has some issuesTokyo Olympic Games
The DFO Mock Draft, Chapter The First
One of the biggest things I miss from our old site was the mock drafts that used to run every Friday. Those were fantastic time wasters, and a good one was a virtual guarantee that you were going to be far from productive at work, as your day instead degenerated
[DFO] Hate Week & Thursday Evening Open Thread
At last, we reach the zenith of Hate. No, not my childhood. That's for my "discussion" with the therapist. (Insert Moose gif here.) Something more visceral... There we go. Much like Tom Brady, it's time for Roger Goodell's annual appearance during Hate Week. Even as the season started, he knew he was up shit creek
DFO Hate Week Halftime Hate! The Superb Owl Halftime Show
Or as it's better known, Pepsi Presents The Superb Owl Halftime Show. https://www.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/345b1fd0-3f82-4972-ab59-630c9b233555 No but seriously, it actually is sponsored by Pepsi. Also Frinkiac wasn't playing nice with the length of the quote. Where to begin, where to begin! I guess we can start with the performers. Jennifer Lopez and Shakira. Now, I
Mouth Flies Open: DFO Mailbag #17
The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way in which we extend our mission beyond football to the rest of life’s broad and multi-chromatic palette. We're getting closer and closer to the inevitable Chiefs-Patriots AFC Championship matchup--AND spending
Your “It All Comes Down To This” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
NFL Nuggets: Today's main news is all about deals that could have been, like: Devonta Freeman to the Lions. Andy Dalton just the hell out of Cincinnati. Jamal Adams - without his knowledge - to the Cowboys. The Patriots have dragged Nick Folk out of retirement to be their new
Your “Night Comes Early” Sunday Open Thread
There's a 4 o'clock football game so there's a corresponding thread. That's just the way it goes around here. This will double as the evening thread, btw. Fallout from yesterday- Rams rook Henderson caught himself 6 passes for 38 yards but one of those was for 26. So really you're looking at
Mouth Flies Open: DFO Mailbag Número Doce
The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way in which we extend our mission beyond football to the rest of life’s broad and multi-chromatic palette. While the NFL season is over until THE SHIELD cranks up the bullshit
Mouth Flies Open: DFO Advice Mailbag Number 10
The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way in which we extend our mission beyond football to the rest of life’s broad and multi-chromatic palette. While the NFL season is over until THE SHIELD cranks up the
Mouth Flies Open: DFO Advice Mailbag Number Nine, Number Nine, Number Nine…
The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way in which we extend our mission beyond football to the rest of life’s broad and multi-chromatic palette. While the NFL season is over until THE SHIELD cranks up the
Mouth Flies Open: DFO Advice Mailbag’s Eighth Delivery
The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way in which we extend our mission beyond football to the rest of life’s broad and multi-chromatic palette. While the NFL season is over until THE SHIELD cranks up the