Down, Down and Drowned: Tuesday Open Thread

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - January 14, 2025

NOTE: Sorry for the abbreviated post. The Young Deacon Mayhem took sick. Playoff Football Fever: Catch It! Then Spend Several Days In Bed, Praying For The Sweet Release of Playoff Football Death! Out of respect for our Bronco fan contingent, I will refrain from excessive celebration of Sunday's comprehensive second-half throatstomping by

Post-Rational Postmortem: Tuesday Open Thread

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - January 7, 2025January 7, 2025

NOTE: PER STANDARD, MY EFFORTS TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND DRAFT THIS AHEAD OF TIME (I.E. BEFORE ANTONIO PIERCE GOT SHITCANNED) WERE THWARTED BY REALITY. THIS IS WHY I PROCRASTINATE: AT LEAST I ONLY HAVE TO DO THE WORK ONCE Black Monday has come and gone, with profoundly mixed results. Discounting the

Ride Eternal, Shiny and Chrome: New Year’s Eve Open Thread

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - December 31, 2024December 31, 2024

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Whelp, here we are again. As we bid farewell to this deeply insane Year of Our Lord 2024, I think I speak for all of us when I say: "Fuck'em if they can't take a joke." I say this not as a rude dismissal of the credulous, the overly-earnest or (in

YOUR 2025 AVN Awards Nominees

ballsofsteelandfury - December 26, 2024December 26, 2024

Yes, it's that time of year again! My, how time flies! I also thought today, right after Christmas, was the best day to publish this. Jesus GETS titties and asses. This year, the 2025 AVN Awards Show is set to take place January 25, 2025 at Virgin Hotels Las Vegas. Tickets to the

Adeste Fidelis or Else: Tuesday Open Thread

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - December 24, 2024December 24, 2024

O come, all ye drunkards, Boozed up and recumbent! O come ye, O come ye to DoorFliesOpen Come and behold Him Born the King of Footsie! O come, let us adore Him, (3×) Rex Ryaaaan the Lord. How the fuck you doin', boys? It's kind, damn kind of you to invite me to this fine Christmas Eve. Although to

Death! DEEEEEATH!: Tuesday Open Thread

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - December 17, 2024December 17, 2024

I mean, don't get me wrong: I am a great believer in the power of Nothing Left To Lose. I get all the shivers when I watch this scene, and sure- you kind of need to abandon any hope of surviving in order to think charging howevermany thousand orcs with

Down The Stretch They Come!: Tuesday Open Thread

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - December 10, 2024December 10, 2024

Four games left. No more byes. No place left to hide for a whole lot of coaches on the hot seat. Let's go. -Lions vs. Bills is gonna be BananaCakes. The Bills are not great against the run, while the Lions run the ball very well. The Lions kind of suck against

We Are All Witnesses: Tuesday Open Thread

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - December 3, 2024December 3, 2024

I got almost nothing. -I'm not sure anyone had South Korea in the "elected leader declares martial law against political opponents" pool, but I'm sure they got good odds. -I enjoyed Thanksgiving, food poisoning be damned. I'm not sure if Thanksgiving is the Most American Holiday- fewer explosions than Fourth of July,

But Then Again, Who Does?: 2024 Buffalo Bills Bye Week Update (and Open Thread)

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - November 19, 2024November 19, 2024

2024 PREDICTION: "11-6, playoffs. It's gonna hurt, but I am Ready to Love Again." HOW'S THAT GOING?: 9-2! Well this is an odd development. In a reversal of Modern Bills SOP, they've beaten the teams they are supposed to beat. They've played four likely playoff teams, winning two and staying close with

Bay Area Body Bags: 2024 San Francisco 49ers Bye Week (and Open Thread)

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - November 12, 2024November 12, 2024

AUTHORS NOTE: You may be wondering why I am writing the Niners Bye Week Update a week after their bye. The simple answer is that America had Kind of A Lot Going On Right Now last week, and the ups and downs of the Santa Clara Failsons just didn't register

Götterdammerung: Your Wednesday Night Postmortem Thread

Senor Weaselo - November 6, 2024November 6, 2024

Yeah, no Wumbo tonight. Barely a thread tonight. Who knows how long we have before we're shut down for *checks notes* Sexy Friday? Fortunately I got out of my gig early enough to avoid the news from last night's event, but tonight might not be fun. Just three of us, keep

Hold On To Your Butts: Tuesday Open Thread

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - November 5, 2024November 5, 2024

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LATE ADDITION: One our own lost her husband earlier today. She has had the courage and kindness to share their journey over the past months in our comments section. You have supported them through these hard days, and made sure they knew we were with them. This is the best