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Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 7

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ABOUT A MONTH LATER….. Somewhere in North Carolina – “Yesssss, mom!  I’m there!   Aggh!  Why r u so akward?” She listened to her mom drone on about getting food for the house. Like she needed to be reminded about eating!  As if!  Duh. She got out of the truck and started walking. Dave watched

Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 6

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“What do you mean he’s being a dick?!?” TWBS girl replied, “Look, I did exactly like we discussed.  I went into the girls when they were in their doctors’ office like you said.” “Yeah?” “And I asked their doctors if it was safe for them to give blood.” “Yeah?” “And when the doctors said okay,

Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 5

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“I don’t know how I didn’t think about it earlier! I’m so dumb!” “No, you’re not.  You’re amazing and super smart and hot and gorgeous and sexy.” “Keep going.” “And you have a healthy amount of self-esteem.  You are a genius!” She really was a genius.  And gorgeous.  The dress she had on showcased

Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 4

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Balls stared out the window of his office in one of high-rise buildings in DTLA. It was mid-morning, and, for some reason, the marine layer was sticking around.  Normally, it receded to the beach communities until around noon when it went away completely, but it was thick in DTLA and

Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 3

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Lady Balls and Balls woke up the next morning slightly tired. They had stayed up late trying to figure out one good deed that tWBS could do that would not hurt anyone and were coming up blank.  Their brains were so taxed with the effort that they didn’t even bother

It’s Thursday Already? Carpenter Afternoon Hang-Out

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Maybe it's just me, but the week immediately after the Superb Owl always tend to drag a little. There's almost a sense of dread, the looming off-season is now officially here, and the build-up for the game this week isn't there. If you're Jest or The Pauls fan, it's a

Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 2

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“So, you can just pick any woman and inhabit her body?” “Only for a few minutes at a time.” Balls thought about it for a second and then started to panic. “Wait!  You haven’t!” “Dude, I’m not that sick!” “Yeah you are!” “Well, I’ll have you know.  I’m not.  Besides, Lady Balls is not and has

Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 1

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The 11th hole at Los Verdes is a 305-yard Par 4 from the Blues that goes downhill and plays much shorter than it looks.  If you really get a hold of it, you can reach Catalina Island. Balls stepped up to the tee confident and happy about how the round had

YOUR 2025 AVN Awards Winners

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Yes, it's time to look back fondly on the butts and breasts that were fondled the best in 2024. Last time, I brought to you the nominees and offered my picks for the winners. Last year, I did a system where I gave myself partial points if I

Your mid-Wednesday Carpenter Jorb

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I'm taking it upon meself to throw this up. I would have earlier, but I was dealing with a litany of... Yinzerness. Plus, I can't use this is side of DFO at the PSAP. Also, we bottomed out (heh heh "bottomed out" huh huh) at -9 degrees MURICKAN this morning. Anyway,