Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The Art of Jets

Senor Weaselo - October 22, 2025October 22, 2025

The Jets at the bye post is going to rival my Turkish Euroball posts at this rate, because holy fuck, this is (once again) a generational self-own. So, as you may know, or have seen, Justin Fields is not a very good quarterback. Now, that’s all fine and dandy, and Aaron

MUS*H Part II: Tuesday Open Thread

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - September 16, 2025September 16, 2025

Jesus, last year we made it until October before NFL Graves Registration Service had to start placing bulk bodybag orders. Somehow we have high casualty counts after Week 2. There were a huge number of significant big-name injuries this week that may signal a left-turn for a couple contenders: -Brock Purdy, Brandon

Once More Unto The Breach: 2025 Buffalo Bills Preview (and Tuesday Open Thread)

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - September 2, 2025September 2, 2025

Half a league, half a league, Half a league onward, All in the valley of Death Rode the six hundred. “Forward, the Light Brigade! Charge for the guns!” he said. Into the valley of Death Rode the six hundred. The Charge of the Light Brigade By Alfred, Lord Tennyson 2024 PREDICTION: "11-6, playoffs. It's gonna hurt, but I am Ready

50 Years of ‘Why Bother?’: 2025 Tampa Bay Buccaneers Season Preview (and Tuesday Open Thread)

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - August 26, 2025August 26, 2025

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It's the Buccaneers 50th season in the league! Miss Manners informs me that is the "Gold" anniversary, but instead the other NFC South teams clubbed together and are generously giving Tampa Bay the division by default. Again. 2024 PREDICTION: 9-8 2024 REALITY: 10-7; not good, but good enough for the NFC South

Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V: 2025 Carolina Panthers Season Preview and Tuesday Night Open Thread

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - August 19, 2025August 19, 2025

2024 PREDICTION: "3-14. Pray for Throwy Smurf- if he's not murdered on the field, Tepper will have him publicly executed for the crime of Failing to be CJ Stroud." 2024 REALITY: 5-12! It's a measure of Carolina fans' desperation that 5-12 is considered a Major Step Forward for this floundering, benighted

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Maypril Showers

Senor Weaselo - May 14, 2025May 14, 2025

Which is to say it's gray and rainy out while students are taking a mock final in today's TAing class, so I'm just in the back of the room doing nothing. Right now they're doing a 12-bar blues to notate chords for, and modes. They actually need to know how

Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 7

ballsofsteelandfury - March 19, 2025March 16, 2025

ABOUT A MONTH LATER….. Somewhere in North Carolina – “Yesssss, mom! I’m there! Aggh! Why r u so akward?” She listened to her mom drone on about getting food for the house. Like she needed to be reminded about eating! As if! Duh. She got out of the truck and started walking. Dave watched

Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 6

ballsofsteelandfury - March 12, 2025March 12, 2025

“What do you mean he’s being a dick?!?” TWBS girl replied, “Look, I did exactly like we discussed. I went into the girls when they were in their doctors’ office like you said.” “Yeah?” “And I asked their doctors if it was safe for them to give blood.” “Yeah?” “And when the doctors said okay,

Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 5

ballsofsteelandfury - March 5, 2025March 2, 2025

“I don’t know how I didn’t think about it earlier! I’m so dumb!” “No, you’re not. You’re amazing and super smart and hot and gorgeous and sexy.” “Keep going.” “And you have a healthy amount of self-esteem. You are a genius!” She really was a genius. And gorgeous. The dress she had on showcased

Golf Tales Volume 1 – Part 4

ballsofsteelandfury - February 27, 2025February 26, 2025

Balls stared out the window of his office in one of high-rise buildings in DTLA. It was mid-morning, and, for some reason, the marine layer was sticking around. Normally, it receded to the beach communities until around noon when it went away completely, but it was thick in DTLA and