OH CRAP WHEN DID GOD GET HERE? 2025 Saints Preview

When I shot that photo there was no God, anywhere.   "Oh great, nothing good ever happens when the big blow hard shows up with his grand special effects and so-called spiritual antidotes". "What the hell is the exalted Peckerhead doing here anyway?" [The skies open and the holy voice of God speaks] "Fear not,

GHOSTS ON THE GROUND 11: MARY PART 3

THE ROOM OF EYES BECKONS   Completely dark. Time has arrived. "B" deck calls out. I acknowledge her voice of doom but I have cravings for more. I want a taste of all of the pestiferous that's available. A wound has opened, a portal if you will. It's called the "Rope Room" Let's get

GHOSTS ON THE GROUND 9: MARY

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME  YOU WERE EXCITED ABOUT ANYTHING?   The giddy inducing dream preordained everything. What shirt to wear, Mario Bava. Dinner, a tuna sandwich. Bring with you, a camera, a Diet Coke, a granola bar, some high grade gummies, 36 dollars cash and 9 bottles of beer. Don't worry there's

GHOSTS ON THE GROUND 8: HOTEL

I start to really take notice that this does not look or feel very safe. The dead that lay at my feet are starting to move. Turns out they're just waking up from where their whatever form of amusement took them last evening. Some will speak to you. "Give me money" While others

GHOST’S ON THE GROUND 7: CECIL

If I live until June I will see my 65th birthday come to pass. Can you imagine, 50 years of smoking weed? Everybody always said that stuff will kill you. Well look who's dancing in the happy hunting grounds all the while I consume piggishly, drinking and smoking like an unwanted

GHOST’S ON THE GROUND: 6 HERITAGE

Two words. Spectacular.   The morning has been filled with dismay, hands shake, throat burns. Blurred vision as uneasiness fills my sweat stained eyes. Did I survive the intentional unbalance only to pursue further lunacy? What was I thinking? NOT VERY SQUARE, JUST SAYING. Saw it on T.V. I did. So I just went there

GHOSTS ON THE GROUND – 5 – HAUNTED HOUSE

Lost in another revolting night filled with Korean exploitation horror films, when suddenly it hits, why off to the internet I did scamper. Typed in haunted houses in my city and guess what happened? Do you believe in ghosts? Yes you, well? I read somewhere (or could have just made it up) that more

Bitching about Bitching about Bitching: Peak Offseason Open Thread

Out of all the possible complaints, the ones that consistently grab my attention are gripes about other folks’ bellyachin'. The most obvious is olds complaining about yutes’ yap yap yap about extremely laborioUs stuff, like needing to show up to a job interview. Less obvious, but more prevalent, are groans

GHOSTS ON THE GROUND: CEMETERY-4

Define opulent. Hey, what's that kid doing to that chicken? Only one goal today. Jump in the Honda and traverse the downtown Los Angels freeways on a mid Tuesday morning. If all goes well headed back home before 1:00. Famous last words. You ever drive the 110 North to downtown? The mania burns fierce and