Team Previews

The Voodoo He Do So Well: 2024 Stillers What-Have-You

WCS -
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Yinz already know I'm going through the "life transition," and whatever. I'll take my D- on this, and be happy not be exiled to Lowratio's outhouse for a fortnight. Between my work computer not having access to funny gifs, and my home computer is suddenly quite ill, on top of everything...

Roach at the Hen Dance: 2024 Titans Preview

Don T -
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About 20 teams dominate NFL discourse in all its manifestations, from yelling between fans to the hurling of fecal hashtags, and even “Letter to a Young Me” vomitives. By contrast, AFC South teams are the kids’ table of the National Football Lee, and the Titans are the stinky introvert who

Nobody’s Chargers 2024 Season Preview: Payin’ for it

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers -
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INTERIOR – CHARGERS PRACTICE FACILITY BOARD ROOM, COSTA MESA, CA – MORNING, SEVEN MONTHS AGO DEAN SPANOS: [On the phone] Look, John, it's just like my Daddy used to say, "if the city won't pay, fuck 'em and move!" [Laughs too hard] [Garbled phone response] DEAN: Right?! That place is an absolute dump anyway.

Purdy Crazy Out There: 2024 San Francisco 49ers Season Preview (and Open Thread)

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem -
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2023 PREDICTION: None. Which is probably good since I would have fallen short of the 2023 REALITY:  12-5; lost the Super Bowl in a thrilling overtime display to Taylor Swift The 2023 season was about as good as it gets for the Niners, sans the ring. In games where they were trying,

Perfection: Mercury Morris will cry after reading your ’24 Dolphins Preview

Wakezilla -
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Dolllllllllllphinnnnnnnnnnnnnnssssss! Hey fellow DFOers! I apologize for the lateness of this post, and my overall disappearance. You see, Bill Belicheck was just a few wins away from breaking Coach Shula's all-time win record (Peace Be upon him)  and I knew I had to act before it was too late. So, I

“Any Presentation Can Be A Preview” – A 2024 Seahawks Preview

Beerguyrob -
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Hi again, I'm back again, but this time to provide some sort of preview for the team I see most often - the Seattle Seahawks. Having been a season ticket holder since 2010, all I've ever known as a "valued part of the Seattle Seahawks"©®™ is Pete Carroll as the team's head coach. And

The Party’s Over… For Now, At Least: Your 2024 New England Patriots Season Preview

The Maestro -
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Last season was the nadir of the New England Patriots. It had to be. It MUST be. After utter disaster on the field and the departure of the greatest head coach in the history of football, it was clearly time for a complete and total rebuild of the entire organization.