Welcome to the world, kiddo. You made it! At last! The last time I was writing about life advice for you - and for myself - I was cautious and perhaps a little bit scared of what was to come. As it turns out, I was wrong! In all the best
Bye Week Updates
“I Don’t Think I’ve Wasted My Time” – A Belated Seahawks Bye Week Post
Only Degenerates Care About This Team: An Arizona Cardinals Bye Week Update (2025)
“Soar, You Mighty Wing’d Beasts” – The Falcons at their Bye
A Yinzer Rant About Dirt (Stillers At the Bye Primer)
Redshirt's Dirt Bungles contingent may challenge Milly-waw-kay for Central Division domination for a while. The Best Fans in Based Balls should be paying attention. Same for the Small Bears. Congrats, Redshirt. Its not the Cardinals or Cubs, no problem here. Not to worry about the Dirt Stillers, though. Bob Nutting's smothering
It’s Thursday Already? Carpenter Afternoon Hang-Out
The Literal AI-Generated Bye Week Update Headline is – Colts at the Bye: A Season of Ups and Downs
Bye Week Update: New England Patriots
In years past, December often meant seeing your favorite childhood things coming out to mark the calendar with excitement and joy. For residents of the greater New England region, it meant being excited for snow, for Christmas, for time off, for passing out drunk in snowbanks, and for touchdowns from
Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Your Pre-Thanksgiving Jets at the Bye Post
Reference point. PREDICTION: Officially, 9-8, Rodgers retires, everyone is shown the door, back to square zero. REALITY: Oh, it's worse. I go back to the actual prediction paragraph: This team could go any number of potentially hilarious ways. So… which one would be the cruelest and therefore most comedic? Things like, a GAMBLOR
