About six weeks ago I badly injured my back and have been forced to spend almost all of my time in bed, as even sitting for extended periods of time is untenable. Physical therapy starts soon. I'm lucky nothing is broken, and that the damage will heal. For now, though,
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A Thursday Afternoon Carpenter Existential Experience!
Your “How the Hell Is it Mardi Gras?” Open Night Chatty-Chat
Seriously. T-Swift can'y even stand yet after post-Owl celebrations her and Travis have been doing, and it's friggin' Lent tomorrow. On Valentine's Day! Anyway, it's Mardi Gras tonight, so NAWLINS had to have been weirder than normal this past weekend/week. I'm grew up Catholic, and now generously describe myself as "lapsed" at
YOUR 2024 AVN Awards Winners! (And Open Thread)
Your Yinzer/Wing How Did We Get Here Playoff Afternoon Thread
Well... For the life of me, I still cannot piece together this season. We saw QB2s all the way to QB102, all of which were still better than Uncle Jack Pickett, Kissin' Tittay Truthbisket, and especially MILF Hunter Z. As always, our pugilist, law-talkin' aquatic mammal's write up about the weekend's
YOUR 2024 AVN Awards Nominees
Wednesday Motivational: Distractions
I stumbled upon a clip of Keyshawn Johnson talking to Michael Irvin about Taylor Swift sinking the Chiefs, a theory advanced by Skip B— —ayless [burps] sorry. It was harrowing, I tells ya. Just a mass of hawt gas and criticizing Swift overexposure and therefore driving the overexposure: a perfect circle
Little Drummer Boy Challenge 2023
Your 2023 Yinzer Forecast:
I apologize in advance for the litany of "Pickett's charge" memes we may be exposed to going forward. This isn't to say PICKETT'S GAHNTA SUPERBOWL all UrinatingTree style. I honestly have no clue what to make of Kenneth Shane Pickett. He looked fine at times in 2022, after Tomlin wasn't feeling like Kissing
The Wire
[Interior] The investigatory unit sits at an oversized card table in their basement work space. Cork boards are neatly organized along the walls, each displaying a web of yarn linking documents, photos, and index cards. 5-drawer file cabinets have replaced the towers of manila folders that had previously occupied most
The Man: Equal Time Tuesday Open Thread
It’s great when you hear about diversity, which can be a drag—amirite fellow whites* * Said earnestly. When I lived in Snowland (Parts I & II), several folks thought I was Italian. It's great when diversity involves something new, opening your mind to other cultures and customs. Sometimes it’s food and it’s
