Ballsy’s Saturday Night World Cup Group Previews and Open Thread – Group H

ballsofsteelandfury - February 28, 2026February 28, 2026

Again, a huge THANK YOU to Dok for fixing the Clone function! You can call it laziness. I prefer to call it efficiency. Either way, I can now crank these out and be ahead of the game. While Hippo may choose to ignore this year's tournament to be held in the

Time For A Post Or Chili

SonOfSpam - February 26, 2026

Good Morning! It's Thursday, which means that we should be preparing for a game on Bezos Prime, but instead we have to deal with this offseason crap. And when we talk of crap, we talk of chili. No, not the long skinny country. Talkin' about the kind of chili you eat. It's

Ballsy’s World Cup Group Previews and Open Thread – Group L

ballsofsteelandfury - February 24, 2026February 24, 2026

First off all, a huge THANK YOU to Dok for fixing the Clone function! You can call it laziness. I prefer to call it efficiency. Either way, I can now crank these out and be ahead of the game. While Hippo may choose to ignore this year's tournament to be held

25 Questions About…

ballsofsteelandfury - December 31, 2025December 31, 2025

This map: What is this map, you say? Allow me to explain. This map was shared by Son of Spam in the back room. He created it using a site called "Where I'd Live" and it reflects his personal choices as to where he would live in these United States I thought

A Yinzer Rant About Dirt (Stillers At the Bye Primer)

WCS - October 8, 2025October 6, 2025

Redshirt's Dirt Bungles contingent may challenge Milly-waw-kay for Central Division domination for a while. The Best Fans in Based Balls should be paying attention. Same for the Small Bears. Congrats, Redshirt. Its not the Cardinals or Cubs, no problem here. Not to worry about the Dirt Stillers, though. Bob Nutting's smothering

OH CRAP WHEN DID GOD GET HERE? 2025 Saints Preview

DJ TAJ - August 31, 2025August 30, 2025

When I shot that photo there was no God, anywhere. "Oh great, nothing good ever happens when the big blow hard shows up with his grand special effects and so-called spiritual antidotes". "What the hell is the exalted Peckerhead doing here anyway?" [The skies open and the holy voice of God speaks] "Fear not,

Wumbo Wednesday Presents the 2025 [Door Flies Open] Fantasy Football Name Guide

Senor Weaselo - August 27, 2025August 27, 2025

A tradition like any other, that we took from those who came before. This is, of course, a non-exhaustive list, as it's just stuff that I came up with over the last two weeks. And that's the beauty of our 24-hour news cycle! Between now and your fantasy draft, a

CAKE SUCKS! A Sunday Gravy After School Special.

DJ TAJ - August 3, 2025July 28, 2025

Valentines day it was. I was at my horrible job embarrassing chickens yet again. When in walks a very lovely lady carrying a balloon that said " I Love you cause I Blasted you out of my Beaver." And a cute box from some fancy-ass local bakery carrying in it an unknown

GHOSTS ON THE GROUND 11: MARY PART 3

DJ TAJ - May 15, 2025May 9, 2025

THE ROOM OF EYES BECKONS Completely dark. Time has arrived. "B" deck calls out. I acknowledge her voice of doom but I have cravings for more. I want a taste of all of the pestiferous that's available. A wound has opened, a portal if you will. It's called the "Rope Room" Let's get

Monday Evening Thread – Does anyone know if Ted’s cabin in the woods is for rent?

ArmedandHammered - May 12, 2025May 12, 2025

Evening all, glad to be back from vacation and although we had a great time (the wife was ill through most of it) and it was nice to get away. The reason to go all the way across the country was for the spring releases of my wife's favorite wines,