Random Night Open Thread – for a rainy day

ballsofsteelandfury - December 9, 2023December 9, 2023

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I had this idea in my head and I wanted to put it on paper before I forgot it. The rainy day turned out to be the one Saturday Night before the NFL starts playing games on Saturdays. As your favourite deejay used to say back in the day, I'll be

2023 Titans Buh Bye Report

Don T - October 27, 2023October 27, 2023

If you’ve been online this week, you certainly caught all the flowers and blowjobs thrown at Eagles GM Howie Roseman. He traded for Safety Kevin Byard, two-time NFL All Pro and, in Tennessee, the bluest chip for the Titans between 2017-2022. I like Roseman, an Iggles numbers man since 2000. He

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo, Also Doubling as Your Jets At the Bye Post

Senor Weaselo - October 25, 2023October 25, 2023

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Four plays. That's how long it took for the reminder that we can't have nice things. Aaron Rodgers? Ha, that's nice. Say hello to the MetLife Turf Monster. It's presumably an Achilles, though for some reason Rodgers says he'll be okay and will come back at the end of the

Balls Magazine Volume 21

ballsofsteelandfury - September 13, 2023September 13, 2023

I am officially a Senior. At least according to my golf club, which held its Senior Championship that was open to those 50 and older. On the bright side, I did get carded a week ago buying alcohol so maybe I don't look like a Senior? Grasping at straws here, I

LemonJello’s 2023 Jacksonville Jaguars Season Preview

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - September 5, 2023September 5, 2023

REV'S NOTE: Longtime commenter and multi-time Komment of the Week/Banner Quote winner LemonJello bravely volunteered to brave the murky-stadium-pool-water of Northern Florida to bring us the following Team Preview. Please enjoy DUUUUUUVVVAAAAAAALLLLLLLL!!!!! Recap of Last Season: 9-8, AFC South Champions (4-2 in division, 8-4 in conference) Matriculated to the Divisional Round of

Mostly Hinged Titans Preview (2023) and Week 1 (Woo Hoo!) Open Thread

Don T - September 4, 2023September 5, 2023

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First of all, happy LaboUr Day. I hope you have a totally, not-communist holiday experience, unlike those inopportune May Days over at Michael Flynn's. But there's a bit of class struggle thingy that merits consideration. This RBs are interchangeable narrative is... I hate it. It's a self-fulfilling capitalist market prophecy, of

Balls Magazine Volume 20 (and Open Thread!)

ballsofsteelandfury - September 3, 2023September 3, 2023

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On Labour Day Weekend, I am in the middle of enjoying a four day weekend thanks to having Friday off for some strange reason that I'm not going to argue with my employer about. I decided to organize a golf tournament on Friday with some coworkers for fun, pride, and

Your 2023 Miami Dolphins Preview.

Wakezilla - August 23, 2023August 23, 2023

Alright folks, I'm going to level with you. Over the past three weeks, I've had my fair share of mishaps. First, I injured my back while trying to stop ToddlerZilla from dashing off impulsively into the streets. Then, three days ago, I slipped and tumbled down a concrete hill, leaving

Saturday Late Night Open Thread – Tropical Storm! Edition

ballsofsteelandfury - August 19, 2023August 19, 2023

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It's all the Democrats' fault, of course. Los Ángeles has been cruising along for over 80 years with nothing more than an atmospheric river every once in a while and then HILARY comes along and ruins everything. Wake up, sheeple! As of Saturday morning, Hurricane HILARY is a category 3 hurricane off

Balls Magazine Volume 19

ballsofsteelandfury - August 16, 2023August 16, 2023

The last time I played golf, it was the 4 club tournament in July. To refresh your memories, here are the four clubs I chose: 5 Wood 7 Iron Pitching Wedge Putter I ended up shooting an even 100, which I was very happy with. Unfortunately, due to work commitments and some work around the

Saturday Night Open Thread – Preseason Football Starts! Edition

ballsofsteelandfury - August 12, 2023August 12, 2023

Scotchy kills hobos for our amusement on the football open threads. What would you like for me to do and relate to you? Because preseason football has started and we need something! I have some stories to tell but I know Hippo will judge me very very WASPily. See, the funny thing

Saturday Night Open Thread – All Good Things Come To An End Edition

ballsofsteelandfury - August 5, 2023August 5, 2023

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As much as some of you liberals around here are glued to your phones reading about the latest indictment of Trump while masturbating furiously, I have been enthralled by the latest round of college football realignment. Many have decried it as a sign that greed ruins everything and tradition doesn't