Getting Hatey In Here

It’s Thursday Already? Carpenter Afternoon Hang-Out

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Maybe it's just me, but the week immediately after the Superb Owl always tend to drag a little. There's almost a sense of dread, the looming off-season is now officially here, and the build-up for the game this week isn't there. If you're Jest or The Pauls fan, it's a

Your “Ain’t Got Time to Mate, I’m Here to Hate!” Sexy Friday Evening Hate Week Open Thread

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Hey everyone, We made it! It's Super Bowl Friday; time to celebrate the end of the work week and the start of a super drinking weekend. We've got a couple more trees to look at before we get there, though. These won't be as long as the others, mostly because I'm not

“There’s No Debate – It’s Good to Hate” – Your Thursday Evening Hate Week Open Thread

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Welcome to Day 4 of [DFO] Hate Week, where the catharsis is in getting the bile out of the system & onto the page, to satisfy the incessant demand of the Content Overlords. I hope you're enjoying this year's special theme week. I've appreciated all the comments about the deep dives,

“Feeling Hate in its Natural State” – Your Wednesday Evening Hate Week Open Thread

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Hi everyone, and welcome to night three of [DFO] Hate Week. Tonight's a Very Special Night, as this evening is dedicated to Dok Zymm and her hatred of all things Shanahan. My mind changed on how to do this over the course of the week. Do I follow the original plan of presenting

“Half-Price Tuesday = Double Value Hate” – Your Hate Week Tuesday Open Thread

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Welcome back, everyone I hope you enjoyed yesterday's history lesson. Today we dive into some modern history most of us are old enough to have vague recollections of. If you’re talking the 80s, you have to go with these two. You can argue the case for a few others,   and I’ll give you

“Don’t Be Late – It’s Time For Hate!” – Your Hate Week Monday Open Thread

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Hi everyone, It's your old pal Beerguy, here once again for our annual tribute to "Big Game Week"©®™, otherwise known 'round these parts as "[DFO] Hate Week". As per usual, we are going to tie Hate Week into the Open Threads, combining the Kommentists love of hate with their love of complaining.

Dante Hicks Tribute Carpenter Jorb

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Allegheny County 9-1-1, what's the address--- oh, so(u)rry. Force of habit and whatnot. Actually, if yinz didn't know, there's a pre-recorded bump of that message so we don't shred our vocal chords repeating it dozens of times a day. There are many other phrases we repeat dozens of times of day

Your mid-Wednesday Carpenter Jorb

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I'm taking it upon meself to throw this up. I would have earlier, but I was dealing with a litany of... Yinzerness. Plus, I can't use this is side of DFO at the PSAP. Also, we bottomed out (heh heh "bottomed out" huh huh) at -9 degrees MURICKAN this morning. Anyway,

Slumbo Wednesday With Not Weaselo – Substitutes Are The Worst (Except For That Who Song)

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Sadly, the usual Wednesday night auteur, Senor Weaselo The Stringplucker, had an emergecy pizzicato party to attend, so you're stuck with the non-union equivalent. Fear not! I shall endeavor to guide us through this Humpiest of Days with a menagerie of mindfarts and wordvomit that should sate even the most

Götterdammerung: Your Wednesday Night Postmortem Thread

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Yeah, no Wumbo tonight. Barely a thread tonight. Who knows how long we have before we're shut down for *checks notes* Sexy Friday? Fortunately I got out of my gig early enough to avoid the news from last night's event, but tonight might not be fun. Just three of us, keep

Become Revolutionary: Be Decent

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Donald Trump is a proven liar, fraudster, sex assaulter, top-secrets divulger, and is likely a foreign agent. This declining and feckless creep cares about nothing but his money. I’d offer my condolences to U.S. citizens, but 47 is the president of Puerto Rico too. And we don’t get to vote