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Your Thursday “Asleep-At-the-Switch” Carpenter Thread

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Ahoy-yoy!   I realized I never did a Stillers bye week report, but who cares. They're 7-6, will never beat the Patriots in any meaningful way, the offensive is broken to hell, and are somehow in currenth #6th seed. Tomlin Voodoo is real, ya'll. Just accept this. This season has been so

Your MXC Monday Evening Open Thread

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NFL News: The big news is Patrick Mahomes agreeing to a 10-year, $450 million extension with the Chiefs. It's a total of $477.6 million over the next 12 seasons. The injury guarantee is $140 million. Mike Trout had previously held the record for the largest professional contract when he signed

Your Tuesday Evening “Deep Dive” Open Thread

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NFL Noise: Practiced liar Tom Brady says he never had a "deteriorating relationship" with Josh McDaniels. And he posted what amounts to a ransom note on his Instagram page to make his point: The Beerguyrob Open Thread "Deep Dive" I'm going to admit that, some days, the topics I find on the

Your 2019 Stillers Preview

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I'm supposed to preview the 2019 Steelers. Let me start with this:   This entire division makes less sense than Drumpf's cabinet. People are talking about the Browns to be good? I trust (hashtag The Pauls) to be successful less than I trust Charlie Kelly can read.   Our dear friend Redshirt let us

Your “Mo’ MAC, Mo’ Problems” Wednesday Evening Open Thread

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I didn't get my book read last night.  Shocking, I know. I probably won't get to it today/tonight either.  Mostly because I suck and am easily distracted... Also, you guys are too damned funny to resist sometimes.  Peer Pressure!!!!! - We've Got Some NFL Stuff To Talk About First and foremost, fuck you Spanos, Goodell

A New Look for Dannon

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Operator: Dallas County Telephone Operator Extension Line Eight-Eight, how may I direct your call?….I see, yes sir, I believe he is expecting you….(Phone Clicks)…Alright, you are connected to the video conference line with Mr Prescott. Cam Newton: Hey young buck, thanks for taking my call. Dak Prescott: Oh yeah man! For MVP Cam Newton, anything man! So what's

Your “Purple & Black Are In Your Genes, Now Find Out What Else Is” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

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NFL News: The Jaguars have signed Ryan Nassib as their 3rd string QB, because Blake Bortles & Chad Henne haven't exactly looked like Montana & Young. It makes organizational sense, since both Coughlin & Marrone worked with Nassib when he was a Giants backup to Eli. Of course, that doesn't

Your “All About That (In)Action, Boss!”” Monday Evening Open Thread

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NFL News: Tracy Porter has been waived by the Bears. Backup QB news: Matt McGloin has been signed by the Eagles T.J. Yates has been signed by the Bills. The Bills also signed Ian Seau, the undrafted free-agent nephew of Junior and proof the Spanos family wouldn't know a good PR

Superbowl #Content from Ben Blank, Uproxx Chief Creative Officer

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I'm not here to talk about that thing that's happening over the weekend. I'm here to talk about #content and #branding! That's what we're really  interested in. People love #content, and they love #brands! Are you #upforwhatever? Here at Uproxx, we sure are! Whatever the cost, whatever it takes! Readers don't