Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: That’s My Raiders Request Line!

Sharkbait - November 29, 2024November 29, 2024

With apologies to Rikki for using two of his recurring post titles but I can't think of anything better to set up this week's drink. Let's set the scene: Wednesday, October 2nd. I'm going to check the mail, and go downstairs to the front to find a package with my name

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Hedging Bets

Sharkbait - November 22, 2024November 22, 2024

First and foremost, I want to wish everyone a Happy Buttfumbleversary to those who celebrate. I don't know what is the best part about that whose sequence. Is it the fumble itself? Is it that it is the second touchdown in a matter of seconds after the Patriots had a 1

Your Monday Night NFL Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - October 14, 2024October 14, 2024

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Hey, welcome back! If you liked uncompetitive games yesterday was your day! Of the 12 games played, 7 were decided by 18 or more points. Teams and players racking up points might be good for your fantasy teams but it didn't make for good watching though. Ah well, we soldier

“How Many Times Do We Have To Teach You This Lesson, Old Man?” Or, Your 2024 New York Jets Preview

Senor Weaselo - August 20, 2024August 20, 2024

2023 PREDICTION: 10-7, no playoffs due to shitting the bed in Foxboro. REALITY: 7-10, no playoffs, but hey, they sent Hoodie off with a loss and got to keep their first, because… yeah… The New York Jets may or may not be a football team. Sure, at one time they were, culminating

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Romania Euro ’24 Edition

Senor Weaselo - June 12, 2024June 12, 2024

Reminders of stuff from 2020: Country: RomaniaFooty team colloquials: Tricolorii (The Tricolors)DFO (probable) colloquials: Draculs, Impalers, please not the Ceausescus because fuck that guy, and the Securitate, and Gheorgiu-Dej.Kits: Home and awayFIFA Ranking: 46 (23rd in UEFA)Best World Cup result: Quarterfinals (1994) (including a win in the Round of 16 over

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: I Already Posted the Stravinsky…

Senor Weaselo - March 20, 2024March 20, 2024

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Otherwise more riots, woo! (I’ll save it for April because the premiere was in April.) Instead we have news, which isn’t riots. -Jets fans actually bought Mike Williams a Taylor ham, egg, and cheese, and had it delivered to 1 Jets Drive. And it worked, considering he signed a one-year deal. (I’ll be

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The Tim Boyle Memorial Thread

Senor Weaselo - December 6, 2023December 6, 2023

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Yes, here we are to remember notable Jets quarterback Tim Boyle, unquestionably one of the quarterbacks of all time. Who can forget that pass, and that thing, and also that Hail Mary? We laughed, we cried, we shook our head in disbelief, I shook my head in total belief because

Buy Something, Citizen: Your Black Friday NFL Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - November 24, 2023

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Good lovin' I'm so sick of everyone yakking about this day and all the sales and how SPEND! SPEND! SPEND! is the order of the day. Like this consumer-based economy needs a helping hand in late November and you should do your part. Boy, do I ever sound like 1st

From Darkness Retreat to Bright Lights: Your 2023 Jets Preview

Senor Weaselo - August 23, 2023August 23, 2023

"The Jets do not play football. Football just sort of happens to them." -Jon Bois It's one of the great ironies that the team responsible for arguably the most influential game in NFL history has followed it up by being among the class of the NFL—wait, sorry, there was a smudge—among

Your “Gimmee That Sweet, Sweet Preseason Action!” NFL Exhibition Open Thread

scotchnaut - August 19, 2023August 19, 2023

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First thing I should mention is that I hope our brethren on the Leftest of Coasts have buckled down the hatches and are as safe from harm as is possible. Perhaps you'll think twice this winter when I complain about my penis falling off (again! So many re-attachments!) in frigid

Your “It’s Here!, It’s Here!” Thursday Night Exhibition Football Open Thread

scotchnaut - August 3, 2023August 3, 2023

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Look, it's something approximating the football we all know and love and hate at varying times. One might think I put quite a bit of thought into my first game intro of the 23-24 season but y'all would be mistaken. Nope, the slapdashery shall continue unabated! I've not been fired yet

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The True Nadir

Senor Weaselo - July 12, 2023July 12, 2023

Well, for anyone who watched, that was a bit of an eh game at least in the middle innings. The 8th and 9th were interesting though. For anyone who didn't, the NL beat the AL 3-2 in the All-Star Game in Seattle last night on the strength of an 8th