Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The Art of Jets

Senor Weaselo - October 22, 2025October 22, 2025

The Jets at the bye post is going to rival my Turkish Euroball posts at this rate, because holy fuck, this is (once again) a generational self-own. So, as you may know, or have seen, Justin Fields is not a very good quarterback. Now, that’s all fine and dandy, and Aaron

Your 2025 Jets Preseason Post, presented by Wumbo Wednesday

Senor Weaselo - August 20, 2025August 20, 2025

The Jets don't deserve their own post. They could have drafted a quarterback a few years back, but instead signed Aaron Rodgers. They could have drafted a quarterback LAST YEAR, but instead trusted in Aaron Rodgers. They could have drafted a quarterback this year, but didn't like the first wave crop

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Nothing As Fun This Week

Senor Weaselo - February 26, 2025February 26, 2025

Yeah, sorry. Not feeling it today. Nocturnes lost a heartbreaker last night (Claude Sellers went 7 2/3 shutout, then double-single-IBB, walk on a 16, shutout gone, Sellers out, Phillips in, walk, tie game. Bottom 9: single, walk-off homer, ballgame) and let's just say things going on that I hope are

It’s Thursday Already? Carpenter Afternoon Hang-Out

WCS - February 13, 2025February 13, 2025

Maybe it's just me, but the week immediately after the Superb Owl always tend to drag a little. There's almost a sense of dread, the looming off-season is now officially here, and the build-up for the game this week isn't there. If you're Jest or The Pauls fan, it's a

Dante Hicks Tribute Carpenter Jorb

WCS - January 28, 2025January 28, 2025

Allegheny County 9-1-1, what's the address--- oh, so(u)rry. Force of habit and whatnot. Actually, if yinz didn't know, there's a pre-recorded bump of that message so we don't shred our vocal chords repeating it dozens of times a day. There are many other phrases we repeat dozens of times of day

Your mid-Wednesday Carpenter Jorb

WCS - January 22, 2025

I'm taking it upon meself to throw this up. I would have earlier, but I was dealing with a litany of... Yinzerness. Plus, I can't use this is side of DFO at the PSAP. Also, we bottomed out (heh heh "bottomed out" huh huh) at -9 degrees MURICKAN this morning. Anyway,

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Cranberry Concoction

Sharkbait - December 13, 2024December 13, 2024

Happy weekend everyone! I'm still working through the abundance of cranberries I picked up for Thanksgiving dessert. Thankfully these little berries are fairly shelf stable and keep well when in the fridge for a long period of time. I don't want to let them go to waste so I wanted

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Garbage Time

Sharkbait - December 6, 2024December 6, 2024

Welcome to another Friday, but this Friday is squarely in garbage time. I always make this comparison this time of the year: The calendar year is essentially a football game. (American) Thanksgiving is essentially the two minute warning of a blowout game. We've got the ball and all we need

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: That’s My Raiders Request Line!

Sharkbait - November 29, 2024November 29, 2024

With apologies to Rikki for using two of his recurring post titles but I can't think of anything better to set up this week's drink. Let's set the scene: Wednesday, October 2nd. I'm going to check the mail, and go downstairs to the front to find a package with my name

Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Hedging Bets

Sharkbait - November 22, 2024November 22, 2024

First and foremost, I want to wish everyone a Happy Buttfumbleversary to those who celebrate. I don't know what is the best part about that whose sequence. Is it the fumble itself? Is it that it is the second touchdown in a matter of seconds after the Patriots had a 1