Well... For the life of me, I still cannot piece together this season. We saw QB2s all the way to QB102, all of which were still better than Uncle Jack Pickett, Kissin' Tittay Truthbisket, and especially MILF Hunter Z. As always, our pugilist, law-talkin' aquatic mammal's write up about the weekend's
Insane Shit
The Education Continues in the Dallas Cowboys QB Room
Interior Dallas Cowboys practice facility in Frisco Texas. Enter Offensive Coordinator Kellen Moore: Kellen Moore: "Hey Scott! How we doing today?" Enter Scott Tolzein QB coach Scott Tolzein: "Hey Coach K! Everything is going good. Ready to kick some ass in practice today." KM: "Damn good to hear. We're getting down to nut cutting time
Your Thursday “Asleep-At-the-Switch” Carpenter Thread
Ballsy’s Cocktail of the Week: Filling in the Mexican Way…
Expectations or maybe I just need another beer: New Orleans Saints bye week update
Start here... What is expectation? A dream, an illusion? A stone dead goddamn lie? When you expect something to happen, it never does. Expectations are like you're imagining something, I will be happy, I will be pretty. Knowing full well that nothing, Nothing, ever goes as planned. Expectation implies envisioning your lottery dream,
NFL Speakeasy Stories: Doer of Deeds
Vikings Team Preview: The Defense gets Addressed.
banner image via [intro Vikings team quarters] /Coach Kevin O'Connell addresses the entire team Coach O'Connell: "Holy geez guys! We're gonna have a super swell season this year!" Idiot QB: "Oh heck ya! It's gonna be super swell!" CO: "Oh heck ya. Super sweet!" IQB: "Super sweet!" CO: "Guys? I'm just gonna tell ya, I'm soo jazzed
Nobody’s Chargers 2023 Season Preview: The Happiest Place
INTERIOR – DISNEYLAND PARKING LOT, ANAHEIM, CA – MORNING JUSTIN HERBERT: Oh boy oh boy! I'm so excited to finally get that authentic Hollywood experience! Somewhere where I can be just like all the locals! I can't wait to try Wolfgang Puck's for lunch! [Looks around the otherwise empty parking lot with
No Exit: Your 2023 New England Patriots Season Preview
SCENE: A locker room in retro Foxboro Stadium style. A massive, oversized, but dinged up Lombardi Trophy stands alone in a dusty display case. ROBERT KRAFT [enters, accompanied by the LOCKER ROOM ATTENDANT, and glances around him]: Hm! So here we are? LOCKER ROOM ATTENDANT: Yes, Mr. Kraft. KRAFT: And this is what
Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo Presents the [Door Flies Open] 2023 Guide to Fantasy Football Names!
Long-winded? Yes. Self-explanatory? Also yes. Will I still explain it? Third yes. Welcome to a longstanding tradition passed down the years through various websites that we have cared to frequent. It's your guide to fantasy football names! I'm your host, Senor Weaselo. A good fantasy football team name has many things. Humor,
Saints Preview/ Nobody knows where he came from and nobody cared.
Your 2023 Yinzer Forecast:
I apologize in advance for the litany of "Pickett's charge" memes we may be exposed to going forward. This isn't to say PICKETT'S GAHNTA SUPERBOWL all UrinatingTree style. I honestly have no clue what to make of Kenneth Shane Pickett. He looked fine at times in 2022, after Tomlin wasn't feeling like Kissing