The Jets at the bye post is going to rival my Turkish Euroball posts at this rate, because holy fuck, this is (once again) a generational self-own. So, as you may know, or have seen, Justin Fields is not a very good quarterback. Now, that’s all fine and dandy, and Aaron
LOLJETS
A Yinzer Rant About Dirt (Stillers At the Bye Primer)
Redshirt's Dirt Bungles contingent may challenge Milly-waw-kay for Central Division domination for a while. The Best Fans in Based Balls should be paying attention. Same for the Small Bears. Congrats, Redshirt. Its not the Cardinals or Cubs, no problem here. Not to worry about the Dirt Stillers, though. Bob Nutting's smothering
Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Nothing As Fun This Week
Yeah, sorry. Not feeling it today. Nocturnes lost a heartbreaker last night (Claude Sellers went 7 2/3 shutout, then double-single-IBB, walk on a 16, shutout gone, Sellers out, Phillips in, walk, tie game. Bottom 9: single, walk-off homer, ballgame) and let's just say things going on that I hope are
Dante Hicks Tribute Carpenter Jorb
Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Your Pre-Thanksgiving Jets at the Bye Post
Reference point. PREDICTION: Officially, 9-8, Rodgers retires, everyone is shown the door, back to square zero. REALITY: Oh, it's worse. I go back to the actual prediction paragraph: This team could go any number of potentially hilarious ways. So… which one would be the cruelest and therefore most comedic? Things like, a GAMBLOR
Your Monday Night NFL Football Open Thread
The Voodoo He Do So Well: 2024 Stillers What-Have-You
Yinz already know I'm going through the "life transition," and whatever. I'll take my D- on this, and be happy not be exiled to Lowratio's outhouse for a fortnight. Between my work computer not having access to funny gifs, and my home computer is suddenly quite ill, on top of everything...
“How Many Times Do We Have To Teach You This Lesson, Old Man?” Or, Your 2024 New York Jets Preview
Friday Morning Brain Farts/Carpenter Jorb
In lieu of actual prose, here's some randomness to waste time while waiting for DJ 3000 to reload munitions from last night's operations the playlist. I semi-successfully managed to get through my first week as a 9-1-1 operator without causing any serious harm. So, that's a plus. Somehow I've managed to