(Though I would argue slight Abed, considering come on, there's definitely some neurodivergence up in here *points to brain*). All right, let's Carpenter this! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3W7pLkFkVjg Fun fact! Gambon Corner was originally called Carpenters Corner, after, yes, the Carpenters. Okay, quick ramblings that would make Rascal Renegade proud (who gets a shoutout because he's
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