I think I’ve completely checked out of bowling season. We’re now on week 20 of 27(!) weeks and it has given me pretty much everything it could have. It’s past time to move on. I’ve got a Valentine’s Day weekend for to plan and prep. There’s light fixtures to put
Factory of Sadness
Guttersnipe
The Fingers are slipping. Our grip now loose and floppy after once being sunk firmly and deeply into the grab-holes of first place. We are nearing the pure, un-scrubbed ass bottom of the league standings. I’m also being consistently shorted on purples when I get “rainbow” carrots. We entered last week
Guttersnipe
It’s only Tuesday open thread?
Cleveland’s Not Yet N Sync: Ain’t No Lie, Browns At Bye
Remember when everyone thought the Browns would be good this year? That was adorable. They are 2-4 at their bye, and Baker Mayfield kinda sucks, and David Njoku broke something, and Nick Chubb still has a name that makes me giggle. Their coach is this random DUI mugshot: Still kinda laughing about Chubb. Anyway, the
A Modest Proposal for the Miami Dolphins
Your “Holy shit, the Dolphins still exist?” 2019 Preview
Your Middle of the Night The Cure Live Disintegration Show from Sydney Live Blog
Kyle Broflovski was right: For those of you that don't know, The Cure has been in Australia playing their album "Disintegration" from beginning to end as part of the 30th anniversary of its release. Since they don't want to play the same show EVERY place they visit this year, they are live-streaming
Saturday Morning Footy – Open Thread
Cleveland Browns At Bye (-7)
Instant Hippo Thoughts – Week 4, 2018 Season
Holy Bananacakes, Batman! That was (mostly) fun, eh? I say mostly because I swept my early afternoon #HAILGAMBLOR, with dominating $50 ATS wins by the P*ts (boo) and the Bearistocrats! (yay-ish), along with a thrilling $60 ML win by the Pylons that be Striped. But I also learned what it felt like to score
And Now, A Very Special Musical Number to Celebrate the Cleveland Browns
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBZ7AfZR9xs (It is tradition to rise.) Ooooh and sixteen! Ooooh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen! Oh a-and sixteen! Ooooh and sixteen! Ooooh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen! Oh a-and sixteen! Fooooor the city of losing teams, Cleveland. Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen! Fooooor the city of losing teams, Cleveland. Oh and sixteen! Oh and sixteen! Oh and