Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Football Tomorrow, Ens***tification Now (I Don’t Know What Sort of Things Ding the Censors)

Senor Weaselo - September 3, 2025September 3, 2025

Like, of the regular season variety! That counts for something! So, there's news! Like, football news! Like how Jets OT Alijah Vera-Tucker tore his triceps and is likely out for the year. Well that's great since I just drafted Fields (I needed a QB at that point). Or how enshittification marches on,

The Voodoo He Do So Well: 2024 Stillers What-Have-You

WCS - September 8, 2024September 8, 2024

Yinz already know I'm going through the "life transition," and whatever. I'll take my D- on this, and be happy not be exiled to Lowratio's outhouse for a fortnight. Between my work computer not having access to funny gifs, and my home computer is suddenly quite ill, on top of everything...

That Scattered Thursday Night Open Thread

scotchnaut - February 15, 2024

Boy, does a week ever go by fast and it's frickin' February of all months! I'd like to give a shoutout to my neighbour who we will call Willy. (because that's his name) Willy hasn't had a regular job since the mine he was working at closed more than 35 years

A Thursday Afternoon Carpenter Existential Experience!

WCS - February 15, 2024February 15, 2024

Greetings, hola, guten tag, ni how, and yadda yadda. I swear the month of February exists only to mess with people's sense of time, space, and perception. 2024 is already six weeks old, we never really had winter in Yinzburgh, and I can't tell if the days are getting longer (sort

Your Yinzer/Wing How Did We Get Here Playoff Afternoon Thread

WCS - January 15, 2024January 15, 2024

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Well... For the life of me, I still cannot piece together this season. We saw QB2s all the way to QB102, all of which were still better than Uncle Jack Pickett, Kissin' Tittay Truthbisket, and especially MILF Hunter Z. As always, our pugilist, law-talkin' aquatic mammal's write up about the weekend's

Your Thursday “Asleep-At-the-Switch” Carpenter Thread

WCS - December 14, 2023December 14, 2023

Ahoy-yoy! I realized I never did a Stillers bye week report, but who cares. They're 7-6, will never beat the Patriots in any meaningful way, the offensive is broken to hell, and are somehow in currenth #6th seed. Tomlin Voodoo is real, ya'll. Just accept this. This season has been so

Your 2023 Yinzer Forecast:

WCS - August 14, 2023August 14, 2023

I apologize in advance for the litany of "Pickett's charge" memes we may be exposed to going forward. This isn't to say PICKETT'S GAHNTA SUPERBOWL all UrinatingTree style. I honestly have no clue what to make of Kenneth Shane Pickett. He looked fine at times in 2022, after Tomlin wasn't feeling like Kissing

Deshaun And Miscellany – Monday Open Thread

Don T - March 21, 2022March 21, 2022

A former NY State chief judge once said that any district attorney could get a grand jury to “indict a ham sandwich”. Then a Texas grand jury, two Fridays ago, declined to indict Deshaun Watson for any of the nine criminal charges presented. Without pause or transition, Watson went from

Start of Offseason Monday Open Thread

Don T - February 14, 2022February 14, 2022

I’m peeved. Despicable Stan assembled a team of mercenaries and their triumph leaves an indelible mark on history. But enough about the Marvel cinematic universe. Although Aaron Donald would’ve been perfect for The Intelligent Hulk. God damn; what a player. NFL NEWS No games until [sigh] September. Yeah, I’m bummed alright. Although, gotta say: this was

So Long, Tom: Your Tuesday Night Open Thread

The Maestro - February 1, 2022February 1, 2022

It's finally official. In light of the leaks, nobody's really that surprised this time around. Tom Brady is now officially retired from the National Football League. He entered as an unknown sixth-round draft pick, and left as the greatest player in the history of the sport. While it's true that I am